Chris Rock - Too Much Food

Bring the Pain Season 1, Ep 1 05/15/2016 Views: 1,727

After discussing Americans' obsession with food and weight, Chris Rock explains why he doesn't believe in food allergies. (1:26)

PEOPLE ARE FULL OF ( bleep ),

MAN !

PEOPLE SHOOT HEROIN,

AND THEY GO,

YOU KNOW, RED MEAT'LL KILL YOU !

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

RED MEAT'LL KILL YOU ?

ONLY IN AMERICA

WILL WE SAY SOME ( bleep ) LIKE

RED MEAT'LL KILL YOU.

WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH FOOD

IN AMERICA.

TOO MUCH FOOD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, RED MEAT'LL

KILL YOU ?

PEOPLE ARE STARVING ALL OVER

THE WORLD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

RED MEAT'LL KILL YOU ?

NO, NO, NO.

DON'T EAT NO RED MEAT ?

NO-- DON'T EAT NO GREEN MEAT,

OKAY ?

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

YO, IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE CHOSEN

FEW PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH

THAT'S LUCKY ENOUGH

TO GET YOUR HANDS ON A STEAK,

BITE THE ( bleep ) OUT OF IT !

TOO MUCH FOOD

IN AMERICA, MAN !

WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD--

DO YOU REALIZE AMERICA IS

THE ONLY COUNTRY

IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT MAKES

PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR BEING FAT ?

THE ONLY COUNTRY

IN THE WHOLE WORLD !

PEOPLE STARVING

ALL OVER THE WORLD !

IF YOU'RE FAT SOMEPLACE ELSE,

PEOPLE ARE LIKE, DAMN,

HOW'D YOU DO THAT ?

THAT'S AMAZING !

I GOTTA HANG WITH YOU !

OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT,

WITH YOUR FAT ASS !

WELL, I'LL PUT ON SOME WEIGHT,

WE GONNA HANG !

TOO MUCH FOOD IN AMERICA, MAN.

WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD IN AMERICA,

WE'RE ALLERGIC TO FOOD.

ALLERGIC TO FOOD !

HUNGRY PEOPLE AIN'T ALLERGIC

TO ( bleep ) !

DO YOU THINK ANYBODY IN RWANDA'S

GOT A ( bleep )

LACTOSE INTOLERANCE ?