Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 04/14/2011
  • Views: 7,605

It used to mean something when you got a safety pin in your cheek, but now you can do it at a kiosk in the mall. (1:23)

(cheers and applause)I--OH, THAT'S NICE.PUNK WAS A MOMENT.

IT'S A THINGTHAT CAN'T REALLY HAPPEN AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, IT JUST WAS A MOMENT.IT WAS A MOMENT IN TIME.

WHEN PUNK ROCK HAPPENEDORIGINALLY,

AND SOMEBODY CAME AND THEY HADA PIN IN THEIR CHEEK,

YOU WERE (bleep) "AH!"YOU COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

NOW YOU CAN GET THAT DONEAT THE KIOSK AT THE MALL.

LIKE, IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.IT'S JUST A THING.

PUNK IS JUST--PUNK JUST MEANS RIPPED T-SHIRT.

IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING,YOU KNOW?

I WAS IN DENVER,AND THERE WAS A PUNK ROCK SHOP.

IT KIND OF MADE ME LAUGH,THERE WAS A PUNK ROCK SHOP

AND IT HAD A BIG ANARCHY "A"ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE WINDOW.

ANARCHY "A,"BIG "A," ANARCHY.

NO RULES, NO LAWS.

RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR HOURSOF OPERATION.

(laughter)LIKE, RIGHT--

RIGHT NEXT TO WHERETHEY PARTICIPATE

IN THE FREE MARKET SYSTEM--NO RULES!

BUT WE OPENED AT, UH, 9:00,AND, UM...

(laughter)

AND IT WAS TIDY.IT WAS A TIDY PUNK-ROCK SHOP.

IT WAS SUPER NEATAND CLEAN AND TIDY.

IT WAS WEIRD.IT WAS CLEANER THAN A GAP.

(laughter)

AND I THOUGHT, THAT'S WEIRD.TIDY PUNKS?

MAYBE THAT'S A NEW THING.

MAYBE THAT'SéA NEW GENERATION OF PUNK

THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT,THE TIDY PUNK, YOU KNOW?

THAT'S A GUY THAT'S LIKE,YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE GONNA KNOCKSOME (bleep) DOWN!

THEN WE'RE GONNA PICK ITRIGHT BACK UP

AND WE'RE GONNA CLEAN ITRIGHT BACK UP, YEAH.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TIDY ANARCHY.LISTEN, WE ARE GONNA--

WE WANT TO UPSET YOU,BUT THEN WE ALSO WANT

TO HAND YOU A TISSUE,ARE YOU OKAY?

LET'S GO IN THE MOSH PIT.TWO TIMES AROUND ONLY.

TWO TIMES AROUND ONLY.GET A HANDY WIPE, COME ON.

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