Dan Naturman - Death Penalty

Kennedy, Naturman, Arnez J., Paravonian Season 5, Ep 506 11/09/2001 Views: 4,658

At least with the death penalty you get a last meal. (1:11)

I'M THINKING ABOUT ROBBING

A BANK.

WELL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT,

BUT I PROBABLY WON'T GO THROUGH

WITH IT BECAUSE THEN I'LL GET

ARRESTED AND GO TO PRISON AND,

AH...

HOW LONG AM I GONNA LAST

IN JAIL, REALISTICALLY?

WITH THESE LIPS--

THESE ARE LARGE LIPS I HAVE--

AND, AH--

I JUST DON'T THINK...

(LAUGHTER THROUGHOUT AUDIENCE)

I DON'T IMAGINE...

JUST HARD TO IMAGINE THAT THE

OTHER PRISONERS WOULDN'T NOTICE.

NOW PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT

THE DEATH PENALTY ALL THE TIME--

OHH, THE DEATH PENALTY.

THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.

BUT BEING SOMEBODY'S GIRLFRIEND

IS OKAY.

THAT'S NOT CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.

AT LEAST WITH THE DEATH PENALTY,

YOU GET A LAST MEAL FOR GOODNESS

SAKES.

SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT I WOULD

GET FOR MY LAST MEAL.

PROBABLY MEXICAN FOOD,

'CAUSE IT'S MY FAVORITE FOOD.

IT'S MAKES YOU A LITTLE GASSY

BUT SO WHAT.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN IN AN HOUR.

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

AND THEN THEY'LL BE LIKE

"ANY LAST WORDS?"

"YEAH.

PULL MY FINGER."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

"'CAUSE IF I'M GOING DOWN,

I'M TAKING THE REST OF YOU

WITH ME."

HEY, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN