Harland Williams - A Joke in the Future

Nash, Mike B., Pearlman, Szpak Season 4, Ep 0406 12/25/2000 Views: 1,372

Harland Williams is a comedian of the future. (2:03)

YEAH!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

PLEASE SAY HELLO TO TUULI.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SWEET TUULI.

WHAT A TREAT.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE LIKE ME

THAT CAN'T AFFORD LASER EYE

SURGERY?

(APPLAUSE)

SO YOU GOT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT

AND WAIT FOR OLD "STAR TREK"

RERUNS TO COME ON TV.

YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR THAT SCENE

WHERE THE ENTERPRISE STARTS

SHOOTING THE LASER BEAMS AND YOU

GOT TO RUN UP AND PRESS YOUR

EYES AGAINST THE TV.

(LAUGHTER)

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FUTURE,

MAN.

THAT'S ONE OF THE TOUGH THINGS

ABOUT COMEDY, MAN, DOING

STAND-UP.

YOU ALWAYS GOT TO STAY AHEAD OF

THE CURVE, ALWAYS BE THAT

COMEDIAN OF THE FUTURE.

WELL, TONIGHT I WANT TO DO A

JOKE THAT'S NOT SO MUCH FOR YOU

PEOPLE, BUT FOR YOUR CHILDREN'S

CHILDREN'S CHILDREN.

I WANT TO DO A JOKE SO THAT WHEN

THEY FLICK ON THIS SHOW SOMETIME

IN 2050, THERE'S A LITTLE TREAT

WAITING FOR 'EM.

(LAUGHTER)

(MAKING ALIEN NOISES)

(LAUGHTER)

DUSTIN HOFFMAN...

(NOISES CONTINUES)

YEAST INFECTION...

(LAUGHTER)

(SQUEAKING)

ONION RINGS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT.