Wanda Sykes - No Apologies Necessary

  • Season 1, Ep 1
  • 11/30/1998
  • Views: 7,923

Wanda Sykes calls Clinton an idiot. (2:59)

MY CLINTON JOKES EITHER.

THEY DIDN'TLIKE THEM.

BECAUSE THEY ALLBIG CLINTON SUPPORTERS.

I'M A BIG CLINTONSUPPORTER TOO,

BUT I DIDN'T REALIZETHE MAN WAS AN IDIOT.

HE'S AN IDIOT.

THE PRESIDENT ISON NATIONAL TV

APOLOGIZING FORGETTING ORAL SEX.

WHY DIDN'T HE JUSTSTICK WITH HIS LIE ?

YOU GOTTA STICKWITH YOUR LIE.

IF YOU LIE MAN,

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVETHAT LIE WHOLE HEARTEDLY.

IT HAS TO BECOMETHE TRUTH FOR YOU.

THIS MAN, THE MOSTPOWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD,

IS ON NATIONAL TV

APOLOGIZINGFOR RECEIVING ORAL SEX.

HE'S AN IDIOT.

THERE ARE MEN SITTING HERERIGHT NOW WHO WOULD

GLADLY ACCEPT ORAL SEXON NATIONAL TV !

WHY ARE YOUAPOLOGIZING ?

ORAL SEX IS NOTGROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT.

IT'S NOT... IT'S NOT.

ORAL SEX IS NOT A HIGH CRIME,IT'S NOT A MISDEMEANOR.

IT'S NOT TREASON.

HE GOT ORAL SEX FROMA WHITE HOUSE INTERN,

NOT FROM ANIRAQI SECRET AGENT !

IT WAS PATRIOTICIF YOU ASK ME.

HE KEPT IT IN THE HOUSE,I LIKE THAT.

IF THE MAN WERETO STAY WITH HIS LIE

HE COULD HAVE SAVED US ALLA LOT OF EMBARRASSMENT.

HE REALLY COULD,IT'S EMBARRASSING.

OTHER COUNTRIESARE LAUGHING AT US.

AND YOU KNOW,OTHER WORLD LEADERS

ARE JUST PRANK CALLINGHIM ALL DAY.

ALL DAY, JUST CALLINGTHE WHITE HOUSE.

"HELLO, BILL ?

"GUESS WHAT I'MDO RIGHT NOW ?

"COME ON, GUESS.

"WOULD YOU LIKETO SPEAK WITH HER ?

"OH NO, SHE CAN'TTALK RIGHT NOW.

HEY, NOW WHOSECOUNTRY SUCKS, HUH ?"

THEY PULLED OUT THATDRESS TO SCARE HIM.

THAT SCARED HIM,THAT LITTLE DRESS WITH THE DNA.

HE LOST IT,HE GAVE UP THE LIE.

BUT MY THING ISWHO'S GONNA BELIEVE A WOMAN

WHO KEEPSA NASTY DRESS ?

THEY OUGHT TO TOSS THATRIGHT OUT OF COURT.

"EXCUSE ME, YOUR HONOR,SHE KEPT THE DRESS.

"WHAT ?CASE DISMISSED.

AND GET YOUR NASTY ASSOUT OF MY COURTROOM !"

"I'LL OUGHTTATHROW YOU IN JAIL

"JUST FOR BEING NASTY,MISS NASTY ASS !

"WHAT ELSE YOU KEEP,SOME OLD Q-TIPS ?

"SOME TISSUES, WHAT ?

"HOW OLD ARE THOSE DRAWERSYOU WEARING, MISS NASTY ASS ?

WIPE ALL THIS OFFWHERE SHE WAS SITTING TOO."

THEY PULLED THAT DRESSOUT MAN AND HE LOST IT.

A LITTLE DNA.

HE'S NOT SMART.

MAN, THEY HAD DNA,BLOOD, A GLOVE,

TWO DEAD BODIES,A LIMO DRIVER,

A BARKING DOG

AND O.J. STILL SAID"I'M A 100% NOT GUILTY."

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