T.J. Miller's Mask

Season 2 , Ep 6 08/13/13 Views: 16,477

T.J. Miller admires his friend Anthony Jeselnik so much that he wishes he could just spend a day in his skin. (1:28)

WHO'S ALWAYS WANTEDTO BE LIKE ME,

IT'S TJ MILLER.

[cheers and applause]

- I CAN'T [bleep] LOOKAT THAT THING.

I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLETO JACK OFF FOR WEEKS

LOOKING AT THAT [bleep] MASK.

- PANEL, PANEL, PANEL.LET'S DO SOME PANEL.

- NOW, TJ, I TURNED DOWNA ROLE

IN YOUR UPCOMING MOVIE SEARCH PARTY.

HOW'D YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- WELL, IT'S TOUGH, ANTHONY,

BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE LIKE YOU.

SO I GUESS I DON'T THINKTHE MOVIE CAN BE AS GREAT

'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T IN IT.

HELL, IT'S HARD ENOUGHTO BE AROUND YOU

KNOWING THAT I'LL NEVER BETHE COMEDIAN THAT YOU ARE.

I'VE ALWAYS--I DON'T KNOWIF YOU AGREE

WITH THIS, BUT I WOULD JUST LOVETO LIVE A DAY IN YOUR SHOES,

BE INSIDE OF YOU.

I WISH I COULD LOOK LIKE YOUIF YOU WERE DEAD IN A RIVER

FOR THREE DAYS...

AND THEN YOU WERE REGENERATED.

- YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUYFROM HALLOWEEN

IF HE WORE HIS SKINON THE OUTSIDE OF THE MASK.

- GOOD BURN.

- YOU LOOK LIKE TJ MILLER,ONLY EMPLOYABLE.

- OOH.THAT'S TOO SOON.

THAT'S TOO SOON.

I DON'T RESPECT THAT ONE.

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