Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports

  • Season 8 , Ep 13
  • 03/11/2004
  • Views: 6,937

What makes skateboarding extreme but not football? (1:05)

I HATE WATCHING IT.

I DON'T WATCH MUCH SPORTS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T STAND,

THE EXTREME GAMES.

YOU EVER WATCH EXTREME SPORTS?

WHAT MAKES A SPORT EXTREME?

WHY IS SKATEBOARDING DOWN STAIRS

EXTREME BUT FOOTBALL ISN'T?

IF YOU'RE GONNA CALL IT EXTREME

I SAY MAKE IT EXTREME.

I WANT TO SEE DWARF BASKETBALL,

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.

ANOREXIC POWER LIFTING,

WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO SEE THAT?

[LAUGHTER]

SHOW ME A TRIATHLON FOR CHRONIC

SMOKERS, WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?

[APPLAUSE]

CHESS FOR COCAINE ADDICTS,

WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO SEE THAT?

[LAUGHTER]

LARGE BREASTED WOMAN'S HURDLES,

COME ON.

THAT'S A PAY-PER-VIEW,

THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I JUST WANT TO SEE OLD PEOPLE

AUTO RACING AND FENCING FOR

HEMOPHILIACS.

I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN.

THAT'S EXTREME.

[APPLAUSE]

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