My game is to still be the mostentertaining person on the
stage, to steal focus and tojust out perform.
A good roast often times is thecontrast of the people you see
-The audience usually kind ofgoes with my theatrics and my
-This is what happens when youswipe all the way to the end of
I'm honestly less nervous aboutbeing up in front of that crowd
on TV. I'm more nervouse aboutthe judges.
-You know Mathew, I didn't wantyou to be as good as you are I
feel like you've beengenetically blessed.
Alex, you're a good friend,you're an incredible roaster,
and I really hope you losetonight.
Mathew, you're beautiful, you'reintelligent, you're clever,
you're witty, you're gregarious,and I can't wait to watch you
bleed out all over the stage.