Nick Griffin - What Men Want

Kornfeld, Griffin, Dungey, Dunham Season 3, Ep 0306 01/11/2000 Views: 5,993

Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman. (2:24)

I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY

LISTENING TO MY ROOMMATENAME THE WOMEN HE'D LIKE TO GET.

YEAH, I'D LIKE TO GET AHOLDOF THAT SHARON STONE, MAN.

CARMEN ELECTRA.

I'D LIKE TO GET AHOLDOF THAT MADONNA!

YEAH, I'M SURE MADONNAWOULD LOVE THAT, TOO, BILL.

WHAT IN THE HELLARE YOU GOING TO SHOW MADONNA

SHE HASN'T SEEN BEFORE?

A GUT?

YOUR VELCRO WALLET?

A COUPON?

NFL SHEETS?

BUT THAT'S IMPORTANT

FOR A GUY, YOU KNOW?

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A GUYTO THINK HE CAN GET ANY WOMAN.

JUST AS IT'S IMPORTANTFOR A GUY TO THINK HE'S TOUGH.

THAT'S REALLY THE CRUXOF OUR EXISTENCE.

WE WANT TO BE FEARED BY MEN

AND LOVED BY MANY WOMEN.

WE WANT TO BE LESBIANS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

BIG, BUTCH,SEXUALLY ACTIVE LESBIANS.

WE CAN'T BE LESBIANS.

I LOOKED INTO IT.

IT'S A UNION THING.

SO SOME GUYS DOTHE NEXT-BEST THING--

THEY WORK OUT.

THEY FIGURE, OH, I'LL LOOK GOOD

AND I'LL BE ABLETO BEAT PEOPLE UP.

AND YOU'VE SEEN THE GUYS.

THE GUYS WHO WORK OUTA LITTLE TOO MUCH.

THEY'RE IN THE GYM.

THEY'RE ALWAYS THERE.

THEY'RE PUMPED UP.

THEY'RE WALKING AROUND.

THEY GOT THAT LOOKON THEIR FACE--

THAT REAL SERIOUS LOOK--

THAT "I WISH I WAS TALLER" LOOK.

THE THING I HATEABOUT THESE GUYS

IS THAT THEY'RE PREDICTABLE,YOU KNOW?

THEY'RE BIG, AND THEN THEY GOTTO WALK AROUND IN RIPPED SHIRTS

AND THEY GOT SOME TATTOOS--

SKULL AND CROSSBONES,BARBED WIRE.

OKAY.

WE GET IT.

YOU'RE BIG, YOU'RE MEAN

DADDY DIDN'T HUG YOU, WHATEVER.

I MEAN, IF YOU'RE THAT BIG--IF YOU CAN KICK ANYBODY'S ASS--

WHY WOULDN'T YOU HAVEA SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT?

I'D GET A TATTOO--"I FEEL PRETTY."

I'D SKIP EVERYWHERE.

LOLLIPOP, BELLY SHIRT--I WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN.