Jolly and Susan Messing - Potheads

  • Season 4 , Ep 0408
  • 01/25/2001
  • Views: 3,497

>> SUSAN: IN HONOR OF CIVIL

RIGHTS ACTIVIST AND COMEDIAN,

DICK GREGORY'S INAUSPICIOUS

BEGINNINGS AT SAN FRANCISCO'S

"HUNGRY EYE", I WILL NOW DO THIS

ROUTINE ON A STOOL.

>> AUDIENCE: WHOO!

>> SUSAN: ALL RIGHT, THEN.

HOW MANY POTHEADS DOES IT TAKE

TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

NONE.

YOU ALL USE CANDLES.

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

HOW MANY POTHEADS DOES IT TAKE

TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

WHO CARES?

YOU'RE ALL STONED.

(LAUGHTER)

BY A SHOW OF HANDS, HOW MANY OF

YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA?

CAN YOU GET ME SOME?

(LAUGHTER)

MY HUSBAND HAS THREATENED

TO LEAVE ME.

HE SAID I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME

WITH THE KIDS.

I SAID, "I'M A CLOWN, DAMN IT.

IT'S MY JOB.

STOP IT, JOLLY."

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

NOW IS THE TIME THAT I TRY TO

DEVELOP A RAPPORT WITH YOU,

THE AUDIENCE.

HELLO.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

OMAR?

NICE TO MEET YOU.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

DOWNEY?

DO YOU HAVE A COUCH IN DOWNEY?

THEY GAVE ME--

THEY GAVE JOLLY A SUITE.

I'M DOING THIS IN MY CAR.

I'M LIVING IN MY CAR.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

JOLLY AND I ARE GOING TO NOW

DO A SCENE FOR YOU FROM "ROCKY."

I WILL BE PLAYING THE PART OF

APOLLO CREED.

I'M GONNA GET YOU, WHITEY.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M SO SORRY.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

HARLAND?

HARLAND?

CAN I GO NOW?

>> HARLAND: YEAH, IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

COME ON.

>> SUSAN: I KILLED, DIDN'T I?

>>HARLAND: YEAH.

YOU DID GREAT.

IT WAS ALL YOU.

IT WAS ALL YOU.

ARE YOU OKAY?

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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