Anthony Jeselnik - Don't Believe You

Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula Season 1, Ep 1 01/13/2013 Views: 45,941

Anthony Jeselnik compares his near-perfect current girlfriend to his ex-girlfriend who was bad in bed. (1:07)

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a misogynist up here.

My ex-girlfriend wasn't, like,a bad person, really.

She wasn't a bad girl at all.

But she was terrible in bed.

Terrible in bed.

I mean,she would just lie there,

screaming, "No!"

[ Laughter ]

That was rape joke number two,baby doll.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah, clap it up.

My girlfriend now is great.

My girlfriend nowis almost perfect.

And she hatesthat I tell rape jokes.

Hates it.

Says, "Anthony,how can you make light

of something as terrible as rape

after I told you thatI got raped in high school?"

And I said, "Baby,because I don't believe you."

[ Laughter ]