Jim Breuer - Joe Pesci

Hammond, House, Pinataland Season 2, Ep 0206 05/30/1998 Views: 14,366

When Jim Breuer met Joe Pesci, the actor had an unusual request for him. (2:03)

YOU GUYS ARE A REAL GOOD CROWD.

I SUPPOSE WE GOT SOME "S & L" FANS.

I GOT TO MEET--

HUH ?

BAH TO YOU TOO, ALRIGHT.

THE BEST WAS LIKE MEETING JOE--

I GOT TO MEET JOE PESCI.

IT WAS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

SO I WALK IN THIS ROOM,

AND THERE'S PESCI, MAN.

THERE HE IS.

THIS IS LIKE AN IDOL.

HE'S LITERALLY THE SIZE OF...

THAT BIG.

I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT BIG, MAN.

AND HE'S REALLY COOL AND I'M REALLY NERVOUS.

AND HE'S SITTING THERE THESESUNGLASSES, BIG CIGAR.

"HEY, HEY, HOW YOU DOING ?HOW ARE YOU ?

"HOW YOU DOING ?

"WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN OVER HERE.

"SIT DOWN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

"LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

"YOU GONNA THANK ME FORGIVING YOU A CAREER ?

I GOT NERVOUS, MAN.

I WAS LIKE OH, MAN.

HOLY COW.

I GO LISTEN, MAN.

IT'S COOL TO BE IN YOURHONOR AND STUFF, YOU KNOW.

HE'S LIKE,

"DO WE HAVE TO USE THE WORD GUINEA AND WOP IN ALL THESE SKETCHES ?

"I MEAN DO YOU FIND THATOFFENSIVE ? YOU KNOW, I COME HERE AND YOU KNOW.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT ?

"WELL, FUNNY ASS, WHAT IS IT ?

YOU GONNA SIT THERE WITH A THUMBUP-- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BAH FOR ME, YOU GONNA BAH FOR ME ?

"TELL ME SOMETHING, BIG GUY.

"I'M HERE IN FRONT OF YOU.

"YOU'RE TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M MICKEY MOUSE OR SOMETHING.

JOE, MAN, I'M REALLY.

HE SAID,

"HEY, I'M BUSTING YOUR HORNS.

"YOU'RE ON A SHOW OVER HERE,LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.

"JUST LIKE YOU PEOPLE.

"YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME ?

( applause )