Tom Rhodes - Bad Relationships

  • Season 5 , Ep 6
  • 08/05/2001
  • Views: 2,497

A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam. (1:38)

HERE TONIGHT.

MMM.

YEAH.

YOU TWO GIRLS FOUND EACH OTHER.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S SOMEBODY FOR EVERYBODY

PEOPLE.

DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE, MAN.

RESPECT IT IF YOU GOT IT.

LOVE IS POWERFUL STUFF, MAN.

LOVE WILL MAKE YOU MOVE ALL THE

WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND SELL

ALL YOUR (BLEEP)...

JUST TO GET AWAY FROM THAT

PERSON.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

MMM.

YEAH, HUH, SEE...

WE'VE ALL HAD OUR OWN VIETNAM,

HAVEN'T WE?

YOU KNOW THAT ONE RELATIONSHIP

THAT STILL WAKES YOU UP IN

THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

OH, GOD, OH, GOD, I THOUGHT

I WAS STILL THERE, MAN.

OH, WHEW.

OH, IT WAS SO REAL I COULDN'T

BELIEVE IT.

HA, HA.

THAT'S WHY HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT

THE SMARTEST ANIMAL.

I DON'T KNOW HOW WE GOT TO THE

TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.

MOST HUMAN BEINGS HAVE A SERIES

OF DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIPS

IN THEIR LIFETIME, RIGHT?

DO YOU KNOW THAT ALMOST EVERY

ANIMAL IN THE KINGDOM HAS

THE SAME MATE FOREVER?

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

A WHALE HAS THE SAME WHALE MATE

FOR IT'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE, AHHH!

A PENGUIN, MAN, A PENGUIN HAS

THE SAME LITTLE PENGUIN FOR IT'S

WHOLE LITTLE PENGUIN LIFE.

THINK HOW MANY SCREWED UP

RELATIONSHIPS YOU'VE HAD.

HOW MANY TIMES YOU COULDN'T MAKE

IT WORK.

A PENGUIN CAN DO IT BETTER THAN

YOU CAN.

THINK ABOUT IT, MAN.

A PENGUIN CAN LOOK OUT ON A SEA

FULL OF EIGHT MILLION OTHER

PENGUINS, ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE

SAME AND GO: THERE'S MY BABY.

DEE, DOO, DA DOO.

(LAUGHTER AND

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