HERE TONIGHT.
MMM.
YEAH.
YOU TWO GIRLS FOUND EACH OTHER.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S SOMEBODY FOR EVERYBODY
PEOPLE.
DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE, MAN.
RESPECT IT IF YOU GOT IT.
LOVE IS POWERFUL STUFF, MAN.
LOVE WILL MAKE YOU MOVE ALL THE
WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND SELL
ALL YOUR (BLEEP)...
JUST TO GET AWAY FROM THAT
PERSON.
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
MMM.
YEAH, HUH, SEE...
WE'VE ALL HAD OUR OWN VIETNAM,
HAVEN'T WE?
YOU KNOW THAT ONE RELATIONSHIP
THAT STILL WAKES YOU UP IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
OH, GOD, OH, GOD, I THOUGHT
I WAS STILL THERE, MAN.
OH, WHEW.
OH, IT WAS SO REAL I COULDN'T
BELIEVE IT.
HA, HA.
THAT'S WHY HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT
THE SMARTEST ANIMAL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE GOT TO THE
TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
MOST HUMAN BEINGS HAVE A SERIES
OF DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIPS
IN THEIR LIFETIME, RIGHT?
DO YOU KNOW THAT ALMOST EVERY
ANIMAL IN THE KINGDOM HAS
THE SAME MATE FOREVER?
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
A WHALE HAS THE SAME WHALE MATE
FOR IT'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE, AHHH!
A PENGUIN, MAN, A PENGUIN HAS
THE SAME LITTLE PENGUIN FOR IT'S
WHOLE LITTLE PENGUIN LIFE.
THINK HOW MANY SCREWED UP
RELATIONSHIPS YOU'VE HAD.
HOW MANY TIMES YOU COULDN'T MAKE
IT WORK.
A PENGUIN CAN DO IT BETTER THAN
YOU CAN.
THINK ABOUT IT, MAN.
A PENGUIN CAN LOOK OUT ON A SEA
FULL OF EIGHT MILLION OTHER
PENGUINS, ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE
SAME AND GO: THERE'S MY BABY.
DEE, DOO, DA DOO.
(LAUGHTER AND