Jeff Dunham - Walter - Work Sucks

Kornfeld, Griffin, Dungey, Dunham Season 3, Ep 0306 01/11/2000 Views: 128,720

Walter hates this damn job. (2:10)

AAH, SHUT THE HELL UP.

I HATE THIS DAMN JOB.

GOT TO FOLLOWTHAT LITTLE PURPLE IDIOT.

HE'S LIKE A MUPPET ON CRACK.

WALTER, YOU KNOWWHERE WE ARE?

YEAH, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE.

COMEDY CENTRAL.

OH, YEAH. LA-DI-DAH.

SO, WALTER, UM, TELL MEHOW YOUR KIDS ARE DOING.

OH, I'M PROUD OF MY DAUGHTER,BUT MY SON'S AN IDIOT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

A GOOD DAY FOR HIMIS WHEN HE BUTTONS HIS SHIRT

AND IT COMES OUT EVEN.

I TELL YOU, THAT BOY,THE WHEEL IS TURNING

BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD.

YOUR BIRTHDAYWASN'T TOO LONG AGO.

DID YOUR SON GETYOU ANYTHING?

HE GOT ME A CARD.A CARD.

YES. SAID I WASN'TREALLY HIS FATHER.

WELL, THAT'S AWFUL.

NO, IT'S WHAT I ASKED FOR.

DID HE GET YOU KIND OFA REAL PRESENT?

YEAH, HE WANTEDTO GET ME A TATTOO.

OH, DID YOU GETTHE TATTOO?HELL, NO.

IF YOU HAD, WHAT WOULDYOU HAVE GOTTEN?

I WOULD HAVE GOTTENA BEAUTIFUL WOMAN'S FACE.

AH, AND WHERE WOULDYOU HAVE PUT IT?

ON MY WIFE'S FACE.

OH, COME ON.THAT WAS FUN, EH?

WALTER, YOU...

YOU REALLY SEEMEDON EDGE TONIGHT.

TOO MUCH COFFEE.REALLY?

MY WIFE AND I HEARD COFFEE'SGOOD FOR YOUR SEX LIFE.

OH, AND IS IT?

NO, IT KEPT ME AWAKETHROUGH THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

I ACTUALLY HAD TO PARTICIPATE.

YEAH, DOCTOR SAID IT'S BADFOR MY HEART, TOO.

OH, THE CAFFEINE.

NO. SEEING MY WIFE NAKED.

WALTER, THAT'S AWFUL.

OH, YOU'D SEEN HER, TOO?

SO, IS COFFEE GOOD FORYOUR SEX LIFE OR NOT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RENEVER GOING TO LET US

BACK INTO THAT STARBUCKS AGAIN.

WELL, WE USED THE FILTER.

WALTER, YOU TALKEDABOUT YOUR SON.

HOW'S YOUR DAUGHTER?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

SHE'S DOING ALL RIGHT.

SHE'S GOT A REALLYBAD HUSBAND, THOUGH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SHE CAME HOMEFROM WORK THE OTHER DAY

CAUGHT HIM IN BEDWITH A BLOWUP DOLL.

WHAT'D YOU TELL HER?

I TOLD HER TO GIVE IT TO YOU'CAUSE YOU MAKE THEM TALK.