Chelsea Handler - Happy Couples

Bevins, Handler, MacArthur, Williams Season 8, Ep 0809 04/01/2005 Views: 25,367

Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time. (1:06)

DO YOU GUYS THINK IT'S OKAY

TO DRINK WHILE YOU'RE PREGNANT

IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GIVING

THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION?

[LAUGHTER]

I JUST HAVE THIS FEAR OF

BECOMING ONE OF THOSE ROMANTIC

HAPPY COUPLES.

YOU KNOW THE TYPES OF COUPLES

ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND SO HAPPY

FOR THEMSELVES YOU JUST WANT

'EM TO BREAK UP.

I HAVE A ROOMMATE LIKE THAT.

WE'LL CALL HER CAMEL TOE.

AND...

[LAUGHTER]

SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND ALL,

HE'S ALL EMOTIONAL YOU KNOW,

ONE OF THOSE GUYS, TALKS ABOUT

HIS FEELINGS ALL THE TIME.

HE'S LIKE HE'S TWO MINUTES

AWAY FROM HIS FIRST PERIOD.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND HE WRITES HER POEMS,

LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

GUYS, IF YOU'RE WRITING POEMS

YOU'RE MAKING UP FOR SOME

OTHER STUFF, OKAY.

LIKE A BIG HAIRY BACK OR

ONE BALL OR SOMETHING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I LOVE HOW PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

ONE BALL LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.

IT'S LIKE WE'VE ALL SEEN 'EM

LADIES, THE LESS BALLS THE

BETTER, OKAY.

HOW ABOUT NO BALLS?

HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?

HOW BOUT THAT ONE?