Gabriel Iglesias - World Tour

Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy Season 1, Ep 101 04/07/2013 Views: 25,364

Gabriel Iglesias has a very good reason for performing stand-up in Singapore. (1:11)

WE'VE BEEN TRAVELING

SO MANY PLACES.

WE'VE PROBABLY BEEN IN ABOUT

14 COUNTRIES IN THE LAST

TWO MONTHS.

YEAH.

UH-HUH.

SHOOT, WE'RE LIKE HERPES:

WE GO EVERYWHERE.

TWICE A YEAR.

ANYWAY, UM--

[laughs]

THAT'S BAD, I KNOW, RIGHT?

YOU GUYS ARE SO CLOSE, MAN.

LIKE, IF I SLIP, THAT'S IT.

[deep growling]

HIS SHOW WAS IN 3-D,

BUT IT HURT.

IT WAS TERRIBLE.

IT WAS TERRIBLE.

YEAH.

SO, I GOT TO TELL YOU, WHEN WE

FIRST KICKED OFF OUR WORLD TOUR,

WE STARTED IN, UH--

WE STARTED IN SINGAPORE,

AND, FOR ME, THAT KIND OF THREW

ME OFF BECAUSE--JUST TO LET

YOU GUYS KNOW--THEY DO

SPEAK ENGLISH IN SINGAPORE.

IT'S ACTUALLY THE NUMBER ONE

LANGUAGE SPOKEN,

AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

AND SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WELL,

WHY WOULD YOU GO TO SINGAPORE

TO PERFORM IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW

WHETHER OR NOT THEY

UNDERSTOOD YOU?"

'CAUSE THE CHECK WAS FAT.

OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

[laughs]

AND I'M A LITTLE WHORE.

SO, YEAH.

[imitates airplane whooshing]