"Show Us Your Songs Toronto" Chooses a Winner

  • Season 2 , Ep 10
  • 03/18/2014
  • Views: 4,466

Canadian talents including "Magic" Nathan and musician Doug Gary square off in the final round of "Show Us Your Songs Toronto." (2:24)

WE WERE ONCE YOUNG,

AND THEN HUDSON'S BAY COMPANYCAME AND TOOK ALL THE FURS.

AND SO IT'S THE PAINOF THE CANADIAN PEOPLE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

[generic electronic beatwith simple effects]

YEAH, TURN THAT BAD BOY UPA LITTLE BIT MORE.

LOUDER, FASTER, YEAH.OOH, THAT'S BETTER.

[beat stops]

UH--[triangle dings]

- PARDON, SORRY,BUT WAS THAT THE SONG?

- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.[beat resumes]

LITTLE FAST.THIS IS MURRAY, MY SOBER COACH.

- PARDON, BUT IS THE SONGOF CANADA

JUST A DRUM BEATON A CASIO KEYBOARD?

- OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE A BITCH,JUST LIKE MY EX-WIFE,

SO LET'S[bleep] DO IT THEN.

I HATE TO [bleep] SWEAR.I'M NOT GOING TO SWEAR,

BUT THIS CRAP--IS THAT BETTER?IS NO [bleep] GOOD.

[beat resumes]IS THAT--

IS THAT [bleep]TASTIER FOR YOU?

- THANKS SO MUCH.YOU MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND.

- MY SONGS ARE GOING TO BEMAGIC.

- I'VE LOVED MAGICSINCE I WAS A BOY.

- AND I WILL NEED A VOLUNTEERTO PICK A CARD.

- UH-OH, LOOKS LIKEWE GOT ONE HERE.

- YEAH.SO PLEASE--

THIS IS A DECK OF CARDS,

AND YOU CAN SEE THATALL THE CARDS ARE DIFFERENT.

TAKE ANY CARD OUT OF THE DECK.- ANY ONE?

- ANY ONE YOU'D LIKE.

- MAYBE DO A LITTLE BITOF CONTORTION.

- WELL, I JUST NEED YOUTO PICK A CARD.

[applause]OKAY...

IT'S KIND OF MESH ON YOUR--

- IT'S DIFFICULT BECAUSE--

- YEAH, IT MIGHT BE EASIERTO JUST TAKE WITH YOUR HANDS.

OKAY, DON'T SHOW ME.

- OKAY, I DIDN'T SHOWYOU WHAT I HAVE.

- OH.- CAN YOU SHOW US?

- OKAY, YOU SEE WHATTHE CARD IS?

- YOU GOT THAT CARD, TORONTO?

- OKAY, HERE WE GO.TELL ME WHEN TO STOP SHUFFLING.

- STOP.- RIGHT HERE?

WHAT WAS YOUR CARD?

- IT WAS THE KING OF DIAMONDS.

- THAT'S IT.CRACKERS!

OH, GOOD GOD.

- NO WAY!- OH, GOD.

- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?YOU'RE AMAZING.

- THANK YOU.- ALL RIGHT.

- NEXT TIME,IF I USE YOU AGAIN,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT,'CAUSE THAT KIND OF UPSTAGES ME.

YOU CAN TAKE A CARDWITH YOUR HANDS NEXT TIME.

- OKAY.- THANK YOU.

- OKAY, TORONTO, WE'VE COMETO THE END OF THE SHOW.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO VOTE, EH?

FOR JON LAJOIE, TEXT ONE-ONE.

FOR THE UNFINISHED CANADIAN SONGOF DOUG GARY, TEXT ONE-ONE.

FOR THE HILARIOUS COMEDY OFGRAHAM THE COMEDIAN,

YOU'RE GONNA TEXT ONE-ONE.

FOR THE CRAZY THINGSOF AMY AMNESIA,

YOU TEXT ONE-ONE,.

AND THEN FOR THE MAGICOF "MAGIC" NATHAN,

YOU GOTTA TEXT ONE-ONE.

- EVERYBODY ON SHOW US YOUR SONGS, TORONTO, IS A WINNER.

AND THE VOTES WILL PROVE THATSHORTLY.

- OOPS, HERE WE GO.HERE WE GO.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

WE GOT A WINNER HERE.

AND...EVERYONE'S A WINNER.

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