And now (bleep) the worldwhile it burns.
-It's time for tonight's#HashtagWars. -Yeah!
Guys, what's cuter than cats?
Baby cats!That's what's cuter than...
-(audience aw'ing)-I know! An audible gasp!
From a woman in the audiencewho had never seen
a cat in baby form before.
They're called kittens.That's what we call them, ma'am.
Uh, and sincewe're fully committed
to keeping this episodeas cute as possible,
tonight's hashtag is #CatTV.
Examples might be--
Paw & Order.
The theme song is...♪ Meow, meow.
♪ Meow-meow, meow, meow
♪ Meow-meow-meow, meow, meow
♪ Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
♪ Meow, meow.
(laughter, applause)-♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
♪ Meow, meow, meow,meow, meow, meow... ♪
Also, I have 60 seconds for youon the clock, and begin.
-(cat meows)-Randy Liedtke.
-Downton Tabby. -Yes, points!
-(seal barking)-Sara Schaefer.
-Sex and the Kitty. -Points.
-(duck quacking) -Flula. -Desperate House Cats.
-Yes, points.-(seal barking)
-Sara. -Who Wants to Be a Meow-lionaire?
-Randy. -Litter Box on the Prairie.
-Sara. -Eastbound & Put Down.
-Points. Points. Points.-(audience groaning) -(meow)
-Meow-dur, She Wrote. -Points. Very good.
-Randy. -Scared by the Bell.
-All right, points.-(cat meows)
-Randy. -Mouse. Instead of House.
-Yeah, yeah, points.-(laughter)
-(cheering, whooping)-(duck quacking)
-Flula. -Two and a Half Men
Who Are Also Allergic to Cats.
-(laughter)-All right, points. Very good.