Reno 911! - Pulled Over by the Police

Crash Test with Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer Season 1, Ep 1 01/22/2016 Views: 1,416

When two strangely dressed cops from Reno board the bus, they try to get the audience to participate in some very inappropriate behavior. (1:52)

PAUL SCHEER: So here'scome security now.

What the F is this?

He means what the [muted].

He's too mad to say it.

What the F, Harold and Kumar?

That's not who we are.

We're sorry.

There was a misunderstanding.

What kind ofmisunderstanding breaks wood?

A computer drives the bus.

We didn't--

Do you know whythis gate is there?

To stop people fromcoming on the lot.

(YELLING) Thisis the thin white

and red line thatseparates the dream

factory from you assholes.

We're coming on.

God damn it.PAUL SCHEER: Wait, wait, wait.

Coming on?ROB HUEBEL: Ah, no, no no, no.

All right, everybody, be cool.

Please.

They're cops.

We don't want any trouble.

Settle down.PAUL SCHEER: All right.

OK.

Smells like a goddamnBonnaroo in this place.

(YELLING) Sit down!

Sit the [muted] down!

(YELLING) Sit down!

Sit the [muted] down!

Oh, you chuckle heads.

Oh!

We are going to do what iscalled a nuts and butts.

Nuts and butts.

No, no, no.

I don't want to do,that sounds terrible.

Look, everyonehere, we're not-- OK.

-All right.-What a--

-All right, all right.-No, no.

Hey, no.

No, Hollywood, whatabout it sounds terrible?

No.

BOTH: Nuts and butts.

We both--

We love your opinionon law enforcement.

I can't wait to-- oh,I can't wait to hear it.

If you get called randomlyfor a nuts and butts--

I have a feeling I know whoran the miz there, good looking.

If you get cause for a nutsand butts, here's what happens.

You grab your ankles,you drop your drawers,

you pull your cheeks apartlike it's the opening

of a movie at the El Captain.

And you lift yourscrotal sack so we--

What?

--can look underneathat the same time.

That funny to you?

BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Keep going, no.

Say more whoa.

BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

OK, stop with the whoas.