#HashtagWars - #FailedSportsTeams

  • Season 1 , Ep 01016
  • 01/30/2014
  • Views: 834

The comedians come up with names for sports teams that would never make it to the Super Bowl. (1:51)

WARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SUPER BOWL ON SUNDAY IS BETWEEN

TWO TEAMS WITH CLASSIC NAMES,

THE BRONCOS AND THE SEAHAWKS.

BUT LET'S HONOR TEAM NAMES

THAT WOULD NEVER MAKE IT TO

THE PROS WITH TONIGHT'S

#FAILEDSPORTSTEAMS.

EXAMPLES WOULD BE THE SAN JOSE

SHARTS.

(LAUGHTER)

OR THE SEATTLE C-WORDS.

OH, GROW UP, THEY'RE FINE WITH

IT IN ENGLAND.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK, READY, SET, GO.

YES, JASON.

>> THE CLEVELAND STEAMERS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

RANDY.

>> THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: LED BY QUARTERBACK

GLORIA ESTEFAN?

OKAY, POINTS.

YES, JASON.

>> THE ORLANDO JONES.

>> Chris: NICE JUST ONE GUY.

ONE GUY.

YES, BRODY.

>> THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THAT IS A REAL TEAM.

>> THAT IS A REAL TEAM.

>> MY BAD.

>> THAT IS AN ACTUAL TEAM.

>> Chris: OKAY, YOU ARE SAYING

THAT THEY ARE FAILED

BECAUSE-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A

SPORTS JOKE SO I WILL GIVE

YOU POINTS FOR IT.

YES, RANDY.

>> THE ST. LOUIS SLAVE OWNERS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> WHOA!

>> Chris: YUP.

I MEAN LISTEN THAT WOULD BE A

FAILED SPORTS TEAM.

SO WHILE WE'RE UNCOMFORTABLE

WITH WHAT HE SAID, HE DID

FOLLOW THE RULES SO I HAVE

TO GIVE HIM POINTS.

YES.

YES, JASON.

>> THE PHOENIX FENCE JUMPERS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> WHOA.

>> NOT ON JOE ARPAIO'S WATCH.

FAILED.

>> Chris: I WILL ALLOW SLAVE

OWNERS, BUT NOT FENCE JUMPERS.

NO POINTS.

BRODY, YES.

>> THE SEATTLE SUICIDES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> IT RAINS A LOT THERE.

IT RAINS A LOT THERE.

>> Chris: TO BE FAIR, THE

WEATHER IS REALLY OPPRESSIVE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YES, RANDY.

>> THE SAN FRANCISCO 69ERS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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