QVC Meltdown

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 02/03/2003
  • Views: 34,792

A home shopping network sees some embarrassing gaffes from its models. (1:45)

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NAPKIN RING BONANZA IS OVER,

WE ARE TOTALLY SOLD OUT !

NOW, RON, YOU ARE ACTUALLYWEARING OUR NEXT PRODUCT,

A BEAUTIFUL TIMECO GOLD WRISTWATCH.

I AM, JESSICA !

NOW, NOT ONLY IS THISWATCH ATTRACTIVE,

IT KEEPS INCREDIBLE TIME !

UH, RON, UH, I THINK YOUHAVE A BOOGER ON YOUR HAND.

YOU'RE RIGHT,JESSICA, I DO !

HA, HA, HA !

BETTER GET RID OF IT,BEFORE ONE OF OUR CUSTOMERS

BIDS ON IT !

I'LL STARTTHE BIDDING AT $9.95.

SOLD !

YOU DICK.

PRETTY DAMN BAD, HUH ?

IT GETS WORSE.

LOOK ATTHIS ONE.

OKAY, NOW, I'M HEARINGWE'VE GOTTA MOVE ON

TO OUR NEXT PRODUCT.

NOW, WE HAVE A BEAUTIFULSET OF CUBIC ZIRCONIA EARRINGS

THAT ONE OF OUR MODELS,TAMMY, IS MODELING.

OH, VERY NICE.

NICE, HUH ?

OH, TAMMY.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S HAVINGA HERPES OUTBREAK.

IT'S NOT GENITAL HERPES,IT'S JUST A COLD SORE !

NO, THAT'S GENITAL HERPES.

BELIEVE ME, I SHOULD KNOW,I'VE HAD IT SINCE 1979.

REMEMBER THAT PLACE IN--

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEYGET THEM MODELS FROM.

NOW, THIS NEXT ONE--

THIS ONE MADE MEACTUALLY WANNA SPIT UP.

OBSERVE.

OKAY, OUR SPORTSWEAR TSUNAMICONTINUES TO GATHER STRENGTH.

WE HAVE MORE LADIES'BATHING SUITS.

THIS IS ABEAUTIFUL BIKINI ON BONNIE.

WHOA !

IT'S A JUNGLEDOWN THERE.

( Tarzan yell )

ME JANE.SHE HAIRY.

THE RUGS DON'T QUITEMATCH THE DRAPES,

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ?

( applauding )

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