Extended - Financial Advice from a Robot - Uncensored

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Affion Crockett, Amanda Seales and Marcella Arguello relay sound financial advice from a thrifty chatbot. (1:47)

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ONE OF THE MOST COMMON NEWYEAR'S RESOLUTIONS, RIGHT BEHIND

TAKING UP MEDITATION AND TELLINGPEOPLE YOU'RE TAKING UP

MEDITATION IS SPENDING LESS TIMEAND SAVING MONEY, AND NOW YOU

CAN PINCH THOSE PENNIES WITH THEHELP OF HONEST TO GOODNESS

ROBOTS, THANKS TO PLUM.

PLUM IS THE UK-BASED CHATBOTTHAT WILL LINK YOUR BANK

ACCOUNTS AND THEN FACEBOOKMESSAGE YOU, UH, TIPS FOR MAKING

THE MOST OF YOUR MONEY.

YOU CAN CHAT WITH YOUR PERSONALMONEY ROBOT ANY TIME OF DAY

UNTIL IT GETS SHOT BY ED HARRIS,UH, IF YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING

THAT SHOW.

SO, COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TOCOME UP WITH SOME MONEY-SAVING

TIPS YOU MIGHT RECEIVE FROM ANA.I. CHATBOT IN 60 SECONDS, AND

BEGIN.

MARCELLA.

>> START AN APP FOR PROSTITUTESAND CALL IT VENHO.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

AFFION.

>> IF YOU TAKE FINANCIAL ADVICEFROM AN APP, YOUR MONEY GONNA

DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN A SNAPCHATMESSAGE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

MARCELLA.

>> PRETEND YOU'RE CHINESE ANDSEDUCE MARK ZUCKERBERG.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

MARCELLA AGAIN.

>> HIRE MORE WOMEN-- YOU CAN PAYUS LESS.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

AFFION.

>> CLOSE THIS APP, OPEN UPTINDER, AND GO FUCK SOMEBODY

RICH.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

AMANDA.

>> JUST GET ON THE POLE AND PAYOFF THOSE COLLEGE LOANS ALREADY.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

MARCELLA.

>> BURY THAT SHIT IN THE GROUND,'CAUSE THIS IS TRUMP'S AMERICA

NOW.

(SCATTERED MOANS)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POI...

OH, THE CROWD...

>> SPEAK... SPEAKING OF WHICH...

>> HARDWICK: TO-TO REAL.

AMANDA.

>> STOP PAYING TAXES-- OURPRESIDENT DOESN'T.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

AMANDA AGAIN.

>> ALSO, STOP DATING COMEDIANS--THEY'RE RAPPERS WITH NO MONEY.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

>> IT'S JUST... IT'S...

>> I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKEOFFENSE TO THAT.

LIKE, WHAT...

WHO THE FUCK COMEDIANS ARE YOUDATING?

>> IT'S THE FACTS.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

AFFION.

>> KEEP GIVING FACEBOOK ALLYOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION, AND,

UH, MONEY GONNA BE THE LEAST OFYOUR WORRIES.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.