Brian Posehn - Ask Me

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 01/15/2010
  • Views: 13,515

All you need are two things to get high with Brian Posehn: ask him and weed. (1:38)

GOTTA MAKEAN ANNOUNCEMENT

BEFORE I CONTINUEWITH THE PREPARED MATERIAL.

HE DIDN'T MENTION THIS,

BUT YOU MIGHT KNOW MEFROM "THE SARAH SILVERMAN SHOW"

AND, UH, YEAH.(cheers and applause)

JUST SO YOU DON'T WASTEYOUR TIME AND MINE

AND COME UP TO ME LATER

AND THINK THAT I CAN HOOK YOU UPWITH SARAH--

LIKE, SARAH WILL NOT... YOU.(laughter)

I'M SORRY, IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUTPEOPLE THINK THIS ALL THE TIME.

PEOPLE COME UP TO MEALL THE TIME AND GO,

"HEY, MAN,TELL SARAH I THINK SHE'S HOT."

LIKE, I'M GONNA GO HOME AND GO,"HEY, UH, SO I WAS AT O'HARE

"AND, UH...(laughter)

"THERE WAS A DUDEWITH BIGGER POT TITS THAN ME.

(laughter)

"AND HIS MOUSTACHEKINDA SMELLED.

"BUT HE THINKS YOU'RE HOT.

"SO IF YOU WANNA GO TO CHICAGOAND HOOK THAT... UP,

I CAN GIVE YOU HIS E-MAIL."(laughter)

THAT WILL NOT WORK OUTFOR YOU.

BUT IF YOU'RE SITTING HERETONIGHT OR AT HOME

AND YOU'RE THINKING,"HEY, I'D LIKE TO GET HIGH

"WITH THE DUDETHAT'S BEEN ON TV ALL THE TIME,

"LIKE OUTSIDEOF A COMEDY VENUE,

"LIKE IN A...

(man) WOOH!PARKING LOTOR A PARK OF SOME SORT OR..."

(laughter and applause)

THEN THATIS AN ACHIEVABLE GOAL.

(laughter and applause)

(chuckles)

YOU COULD SERIOUSLYMAKE THAT... HAPPEN.

(laughter)

ALL YOU NEED IS TWO THINGS--TO ASK ME AND HAVE WEED.

(laughter)

AND WE CAN HOOK THAT UP.

WE'LL BE HANGING OUTIN YOUR FRIEND'S DORM,

AND YOU'LL BE LIKE,"TELL SARAH I THINK SHE'S HOT."

AND I'M LIKE,"YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW."

(laughter)

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