The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - War of the Words

Season 10 • 06/27/2005

Donald Rumsfeld defines a throe.

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03:19

The Long War on Christianity
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Jon Stewart prays that one day we can live in an America where Christians can worship freely in broad daylight.
06/22/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - You Smell
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Jack is not trying to be funny. Jack is trying to hurt Judy's feelings.
06/22/2005
04:36

Howard Dean Pt. 1
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The Democratic message is love thy neighbor as thyself and you don't get to choose your neighbor.
06/23/2005
04:09

Howard Dean Pt. 2
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Howard Dean invites Jon to be the shadow minister of the Secretary of State.
06/23/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Symbol v. Freedom
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Democratic representative speaks out against using the American flag as a political prop.
06/23/2005
04:31

Headlines - Flame Retarded
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September 11th references are like Lay's potato chips: no Congress can make just one.
06/23/2005
03:28

Semantics
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Stephen Colbert explains the many meanings of the Bush Administration's choice of words.
06/27/2005
06:06

Hanna Rosin
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Hanna Rosin discusses the students of Patrick Henry College, a group of Ralph Reedy freaks who watch the Daily Show.
06/27/2005
00:18

Moment of Zen - Strikeout
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Ted Kennedy uses a baseball metaphor to determine the level of Donald Rumsfeld's accountability.
06/27/2005
04:12

A Relatively Closer Look - The Bush Agenda
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Jon takes a relatively closer look at the various impediments preventing the president from implementing his agenda.
06/27/2005
06:05

Headlines - War of the Words
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Donald Rumsfeld contends that the insurgency's last throes could last 24 times as long as all the throes before it combined.
06/27/2005
02:53

State Department - Cullyfawnia
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Jon Stewart highlights the states of California, Utah and Alaska and examines some of their issues, including Alaska's Mount McKinley being covered in poo.
06/28/2005
05:49

Morgan Spurlock
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Author and documentarian Morgan Spurlock talks about his new book, "Don't Eat This Book" and his television show "30 Days."
06/28/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Chief Justice Rehnquist Walking
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A CNN correspondent narrates as Chief Justice William Rehnquist walks to work.
06/28/2005
03:36

Back in Black - Free Health Advice
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Lewis Black comments on free medical advice offered by people without medical backgrounds, like evangelical ministers and Tom Cruise.
06/28/2005
01:10

Great Moments in Punditry - Joe Scarborough
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A boy reads an apology from Joe Scarborough to Arnold Schwarzenegger and promises "to meet MSNBC's high standards."
06/28/2005
03:10

Headlines - Hot Docket
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The Supreme Court decides against the Ten Commandments and Grokster
06/28/2005
02:13

Intro - Driving
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When worried about the state of the world, Jon suggests listening to music and taking your car through a Wendy's drive-through.
06/28/2005
02:52

Corddry - London: The Aftermath
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Rob Corddry reports on the disgraceful way Londoners are conducting themselves with dignity.
07/11/2005
05:04

Total Eclipse of the Art
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Ed Helms reports on an art controversy at the Controversy Exhibition in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.
07/11/2005
03:08

Headlines - London Attack
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Americans are nervous about the London attacks.
07/11/2005
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