that I have a verycool, comfortable shave.
I've been using anew razor, Epilady.
Has anyone tried it?
It gently removes the hair frombelow the surface of the skin.
I grew up in Florida.
It was tough growingup in Florida,
because all of my friendswere retired, you know, so.
I'd come home from school.
It's like, Wayne, howwas your day at school?
How's that, um, cataract thing?
Is that clearing up at all?
Can you see me?
My birthday partieswere terrible.
Every year we playedthat same game-- Pin
the Tail on ThatBastard Who Stole
my Business Out From Under Me.
That's my best joke, soit's just going to peak.
That was the peak,right there, of my act.
When I was 15 years old, Igot my learner's permit, which
meant that the state of Floridawas now obligating me to learn
to drive with thetwo worst drivers
in the world, my mom and my dad.
My mom would employ theclassic 10-and-2 technique
on the wheel-- butconstantly, permanently,
even during the turns.
You've seen them.
Then my dad wastoo hip to do that.
He felt like the less flesh onthe wheel, the cooler you were.
The one finger-- andif he had to turn,
it was that RalphMacchio wipe-on,
wipe-off techniquewith the lean.
It was very cool.
They never taughtme the-- excuse me.
I have to put this over here.
They never taught me thecoolest thing to know in a car,
to know how to operate-- thedimmer switch for the panel
dashboard instrument controls.
Most important thing in a car.
Why is that in there?
Is that for peoplewho just can't handle
the brightness ofthat odometer light?
It's like, whoa.
Whoa, I can relax.