New Guy on the Force

  • Season 2 , Ep 211
  • 03/21/2012
  • Views: 11,693

Mark's first day on the job proves there's a lot of police work to be done. (1:13)

PUT ME IN COACH, I'M READY TOPLAY.

- LILLY.

JUST IN TIMEFOR MORNING ROLL CALL.

PLANT YOUR ASS.

- GRIMES, I KNOWI'M THE NEW GUY, SO TO SPEAK,

BUT SHOULDN'T WE BE PRACTICINGFOR THE GAME?

- THERE'S POLICE WORKTO BE DONE FIRST.

MEET YOUR NEW PARTNER.RODRIGUEZ, GET OVER HERE.

- I'M TWO DAYS FROM RETIREMENT.

JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY,

AND MAYBE YOU WON'T GETYOURSELF DEAD.

- NOW GIVE HIM [bleep] BECAUSEHE DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE.

- HIS UPPER LIP IS AS SMOOTH ASMY NEW BABY'S BOTTOM.

[laughter]

- BUT SERIOUSLY,YOU KNOW HOW TO HANDLE

ONE OF THESE THINGS, RIGHT?

IT'S CRAZILY DANGEROUSOUT THERE.

- OKAY, PIPIN' HOT CHOCOLATE POUR DEUX.

IT'S A FUN LOW-CAFFEINEALTERNATIVE TO COFFEE.

- THANKS, ROOK.

SORRY ABOUT THE FACIAL HAIRCRACK EARLIER.

IT WAS WAY HARSH, BRO.

YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT ENFORCER.

- THANKS.

AND...WHOOPSIE.

[gunshot]- AH!

- OH, MY GOD!

[sirens wailing]

- WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, ROOKIE.

WITH RODRIGUEZ DEAD,

YOU'RE OUR NEWMIDDLE LINEBACKER.

- THANKS?

- NOW, LISTEN, INTERNAL AFFAIRSIS GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

SO REPEAT AFTER ME:RODRIGUEZ WENT NUTS,

PULLED A GUN,ATTACKED YOU,

FORCING YOU TO ACTIN SELF-DEFENSE.

GOT IT? GOOD.SEE YOU AT PRACTICE.

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