Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars

  • Season 10 , Ep 7
  • 03/09/2006
  • Views: 32,971

Rappers have too many guests on their albums. (2:16)

THAT'S GOT TO STOP, YOU KNOW.IT'S A PROBLEM.

'CAUSE WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD LET'S SAY A P. DIDDY SONG,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY STEALING FROM HIM

YOU'RE ALSO STEALING FROM WHOEVER HE STOLE IT FROM

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AND THAT IS DOUBLY DIDDY WRONG.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

RAPPERS MISSPELL THINGS FROM TIME TO TIME, RIGHT, JUST FOR FUN.

THEY'LL USE LIKEA "Z" INSTEAD OF AN "S",

SOMETIMES A "Y" INSTEAD OF AN "I."

IF I WAS THEIR ACCOUNTANT I WOULD DO THAT WITH NUMBERS.

I'D BE LIKE,"YO, HERE'S YOUR CHECK.

I USED A ONE INSTEAD OF A 5." JUST KEEPING IT REAL.

GONNA EMBEZZLE MY NEZZLE.

[LAUGHTER]

RAPPERS HAVE TOO MANY GUEST STARS, YOU KNOW?

TOO MANY GUEST STARSON THEIR ALBUMS, RIGHT,FOR ALL THEIR BRAVADO,

"I'M THE BEST AND FORGET THE REST."

IT'S LIKE, "I'M TRYING TO

BUT THEY'RE ALL ON YOUR FREAKIN' ALBUM."

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, SHNIZZLE.

RAPPERS NEED TO BE MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT. LIKE COMEDIANS.

I MEAN HOW WOULD IT LOOK IF I GUEST-STARS ON MY JOKES?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I SAW THE MOVIE HOTEL RWANDA.

THAT WAS A HORRIBLE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THAT HOTEL.

I DON'T KNOWWHO FINANCED THAT MOVIE.

I THINK IT MAY HAVE BEENTHE HOLIDAY INN RWANDA.

GIVE IT UP FOR MY CREW.

THAT'S TODD BARRY,RUSS MENEVE AND DAVE ATTELL.

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE BOYS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

- WE ROLL DEEP.- [LAUGHTER]

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