Motherly Love & Latino Voices

Season 1 , Ep 1 02/19/13 Views: 17,753

Amy Schumer and Aziz Ansari learn about a family-friendly prison make-out and then discuss "Girls" in Latino accents. (2:29)

- WELCOME BACK, KIDS.

IS THAT PANEL IN YOUR PANT ORARE YOU JUST PANEL TO SEE ME?

IT'S TIME FOR MORE PANEL.

LET'S CONTINUE WITH"THE JON BENET RAMSEY

MEMORIAL PARENTING SEGMENT."

WHERE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE,BUT PARENTS ARE THE STARS.

"MOM, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING MEIN FRONT OF THE ARYAN NATION."

A 58-YEAR-OLD WOMANIS UNDER ARREST

FOR PASSING HER SON OXYCODONEIN PRISON

VIA AN OPEN-MOUTH KISS.

- OH, NO!

- OOF.

- THEY REALLY DOLOOK A LOT ALIKE.

- I KNOW.

AS A RESULT, THE PRISONERLOST CONJUGAL VISITS

WITH HIS MOTHER.

- LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK THE PHOTORIGHT AFTER THEY DID IT.

LIKE, THE FACE--- [laughs]

- "COME OVER HERE.LET'S SNAP A PHOTO."

- A LITTLE GUILTY.

- LIKE, IF YOU JUST SHOWED METHOSE PHOTOS

AND YOU'RE LIKE,"WHAT DID THOSE PEOPLE DO?"

I'D BE LIKE,IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE

THE WOMAN JUST MADE OUTWITH HER SON

AND PASSED HIM OXYCODONE MAYBE.- MM-HMM.

AND, YOU KNOW WHAT,THIS MAKES ME MAD.

MY MOM NEVER PUT OUT.- NO.

- NOT EVEN ONCE.

- AND NOW IT'S TIMEFOR "LATINO VOICES."

[inspiring music]

[guttural voice]AMY!

- OH.

- HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHINGSEASON TWO OF GIRLS?

- THIS IS THE WORST.

THIS IS THE WORST.

- WHAT DO YOU THINKOF THE SEASON SO FAR?

AND WHERE DO YOU SEE HANNAHGOING IN THE NEXT FEW EPISODES?

- [imitating Latino accent]OKAY, SO, LIKE,

I REALLY ENJOY SEASON ONE.

BUT I THOUGHTBRIAN WILLIAMS' DAUGHTER

SEEMED LIKE A BITCH, BUT ITTURNS OUT SHE'S NOT SO BAD.

I DON'T KNOW.WHAT DO YOU--

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SHE SEEMS OKAY.

- AZIZ?

CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONSTO THE AIRPORT FROM HERE?

- [imitating Latino accent]I WOULD JUST GO STRAIGHT

DOWN LA CIENEGA.

ALL THE WAY DOWN AS LONG ASTHERE'S NOT A LOT OF TRAFFIC.

THERE'S A NICEIN-N-OUT RIGHT NEAR LAX.

- AND THATWAS "LATINO VOICES."

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