Michael Ian Black - Banana Noises

Michael Ian Black: Very Famous Season 1, Ep 101 08/06/2011 Views: 12,128

Michael Ian Black likes to entertain himself on long flights by making horrible sounds for the benefit of his fellow passengers. (1:40)

BUT THE COUP DE GRACE,

THE THING THAT YOUWANNA DO:

SPEND THE ENTIRE FLIGHT

MAKING BANANA NOISES.

WHAT ARE BANANA NOISES?I WILL TELL YOU.

BANANA NOISES

ARE THE SOUNDS

THAT YOUR MOUTHINVOLUNTARILY MAKES

WHEN YOU EAT A BANANA.

YOU WANNA REPLICATETHOSE SOUNDS

EVERY 90 SECONDS OR SO

FOR THE DURATIONOF THE FLIGHT.

SO EVERY 90 SECONDSOR SO,

HE'S HEARING THIS.

[slosh]

AND YOU WANNA DO ITJUST LOUDLY ENOUGH

SO HE CANCLEARLY HEAR YOU

BUT NOT SO LOUDTHAT HE KNOWS FOR SURE

THAT YOU'RE[bleep] WITH HIM.

I NEED ABSOLUTE SILENCEFOR THIS.

[slosh]

AND WHEN YOU FEEL LIKEYOU'VE MASTERED THAT,

GO TO THE DOUBLE.

[slosh slosh]

HORRIBLE, YOU KNOW?

DON'T TRY THE TRIPLE,YOU GUYS.

I CAN DO THE TRIPLE.

YOU DON'T WANTTO DO THE TRIPLE.

I'LL DO THE TRIPLE FOR YOU.

[slosh slosh slosh]

[laughs]