Frank Caliendo - A Very Special "Seinfeld"

Allen, Henry, Caliendro, The Chalks Season 3, Ep 0303 12/28/1999 Views: 13,038

Frank recreates a very special episode of "Seinfeld." (2:37)

THAT TEACH YOU SOMETHINGYOU DON'T WANT TO LEARN.

I ALWAYS WISHEDTHEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT

ON SEINFELD, LIKE HADAN ANTI-DRUG SEINFELD EPISODE.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEENTHE GREATEST.

( imitates announcer ):TONIGHT ON A VERY SPECIAL SEINFELD:

JERRY'S BEEN DOING DRUGS.

( imitates Seinfeld theme music )

( makes theme's popping sounds )

( imitates Seinfeld ):WHY DO MY FINGERS

LOOK LIKE LITTLE PEOPLE?!

( laughter )

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

WHAT ARE THEY DOING WHENTHEY'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER?

THEY'RE PROBABLYTALKING ABOUT ME.

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING, GEORGE?

HELP ME, GEORGE.

( laughter )

( imitates George ):I HAVE NO IDEA, JERRY.

NO IDEA.

( imitates Jerry ):SOMEBODY HAS TO HELP ME.

SOMEBODY!

CHII-CHII!

( imitates Kramer ):HEY, JERRY...

( laughter and applause )

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BEEN SEEINGLITTLE PEOPLE ON YOUR FINGERS.

ALL THIS COMEDY,ALL THESE YEARS

WE THOUGHTYOU WERE MAKING THIS STUFF UP.

WELL, YOU JUST LET THE CAT

( roaring ):RIGHT OUT OF THE BAG!

ONE THING THAT REALLYFREAKS ME OUT

IS SOMETIMES A MOVIE COMES OUTAFTER A PERSON HAS PASSED AWAY

AND THAT HAPPENEDWITH CHRIS FARLEY.

THAT SCARED ME A LITTLE BIT.

THEN, ANOTHER MOVIECAME OUT, AND HE WAS IN IT.

COULD YOU IMAGINEIF THAT KEPT HAPPENING?

13 YEARS LATER,YOU GO INTO A MOVIE THEATER

AND THE PREVIEW COMES OUT,AND THEY'RE LIKE

( imitates announcer ):IN A MOVIE KEPT SO TOP SECRET

THAT EVEN HIS FRIENDSNEVER KNEW IT WAS MADE--

THIS SUMMER, THE LEGEND LIVES ON

BECAUSE CHRIS FARLEY IS...

BATMAN.

OH, MY FREAKIN' GOURD!

I'M THE CAPED CRUSADER!

I LURK IN THE SHADOWS.

I'M A CREATURE OF THE NIGHTAND HAVE A LITTLE BIT

OF WHAT YOU'D CALLA WEIGHT PROBLEM.

( imitates announcer ):WITH PAULY SHORE AS ROBIN.

( imitates Shore ):UH-UH, MR. ANNOUNCER GUY.

I'M THE WIZZO,MUNCHA-MUNCHAY.

( imitates Farley ):YOU'RE A LITTLE

MTV PIECE OF GARBAGE,YOU HAD A BAD TV SHOW

AND I'M GOING TO GETMOTIVATIONAL ON YOUR ASS.

YOU MIGHT THINK YOU KNOWWHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YOU'RE UP THERE

( roaring ):RUNNING AROUND!

THINKING YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY.

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THIS, SIR.

YOU DON'T KNOW...

( yelling )