Scott LaRose - Abbott and Costello

Season 1 , Ep 0140 02/24/92 Views: 0

Scott presents Abbott and Costello in the 90s. (1:33)

THIS LITTLE THING CALLED...

THIS IS CALLED "ABBOTTAND COSTELLO IN THE '90s."

( guffaws )

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

I'M LAUGHING BECAUSEI SAW MYSELF DO THIS.

THIS IS FUNNY.

HERE WE GO.

( in Lou Costello's voice: )HEY, ABBOTT!

( in Bud Abbott's voice: )WHAT'S THE MATTER, LOU?

"I'M A LITTLE UPSET.

I THINK I GOT TO TALKTO DR. VISCOTT."

"NEVER MIND DR. VISCOTT.

"GO AHEAD, TELL THE FINEPEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE

WHAT'S THE MATTER."

"I JUST WISH WE COULDGET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER."

"I JUST WISH WE COULD ALLGET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER

BECAUSE THAT RIOT THINGHAD ME VERY UPSET."

"YEAH, IT WAS VERY UPSETTING."

"I HEARD MRS. FIELDS SAID THATWE'VE HAD RIOTS BEFORE IN L.A."

"WATTS RIOTS."

"I DON'T KNOW,THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU."

( laughter )

"AND I JUST TOLD YOU."

"YOU TOLD ME WHAT?"

"SURE I DID."

"WHAT'S THE NAMEOF THE OLD RIOT?"

"SURE IT IS."

"NEVER MIND, ABBOTT.

I HEARD SOME FAMOUS PEOPLEHELPED OUT DURING THE RIOTS."

"EDWARD JAMES OLMOS DID."

"ALMOST DID WHAT?"

"HE ALMOST HELPED OUT."

"I DON'T CARE IF THE GUYALMOST HELPED OUT.

I WANT TO KNOWWHO HELPED ALL THE WAY."

"WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FORTHE WHOLE RIOT THING ANYWAY?"

"BRADLEY, GATES, BUSH."

"I DON'T CARE WHAT THE MAYORDOES FOR HIS SEX LIFE.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW..."

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