AND BLACK PEOPLE--

QUIT LYING ABOUT YOUR JOB

TITLES, OKAY?

LADY NEXT DOOR TO ME--

OH, MAN.

SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS A COMPUTER

PROGRAMMER.

I GET TO THE GAS STATION,

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, "10.06?"

10.06--

(LAUGHTER)

I'M JUST LOOKING AT HER.

10.06?

I THOUGHT YOU WAS A COMPUTER

PROGRAMMER.

"WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING?"

(LAUGHTER)

A GUY NEXT DOOR TO ME IS A

MAINTENANCE ENGINEER.

I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, HE HAS A

GOOD JOB."

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"

I GET TO THE GROCERY STORE.

HE'S BUFFING FLOORS.

(BUFFING NOISES)

YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE--

IT'S KIND OF WARM IN HERE.

IS IT WARM IN HERE?

I'M KIND OF SWEATING LIKE A PIMP

WITH ONE HO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(LAUGHTER)