AND BLACK PEOPLE--
QUIT LYING ABOUT YOUR JOB
TITLES, OKAY?
LADY NEXT DOOR TO ME--
OH, MAN.
SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS A COMPUTER
PROGRAMMER.
I GET TO THE GAS STATION,
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, "10.06?"
10.06--
(LAUGHTER)
I'M JUST LOOKING AT HER.
10.06?
I THOUGHT YOU WAS A COMPUTER
PROGRAMMER.
"WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING?"
(LAUGHTER)
A GUY NEXT DOOR TO ME IS A
MAINTENANCE ENGINEER.
I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, HE HAS A
GOOD JOB."
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"
I GET TO THE GROCERY STORE.
HE'S BUFFING FLOORS.
(BUFFING NOISES)
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE--
IT'S KIND OF WARM IN HERE.
IS IT WARM IN HERE?
I'M KIND OF SWEATING LIKE A PIMP
WITH ONE HO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
(LAUGHTER)