- Hello, ma'am?
- [Woman On Phone] Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, quick question.
Do you think I could speak to the chef, please?
- [Woman] No, he's really busy.
- Oh, okay.
Can I, do you have...
I just have a few more questions.
Really quickly, I'd like to know...
You know, I want areally romantic setting.
Like, what sets your restaurant apart
from a TGI Fridays or...
Wait, what's it called?
TJ, TGI Fridays or a Fuddruckers or, you know,
staying in and getting diarrhea at home?
- [Noreen] What?
What would separate Applebees from a TGI Fridays
or a Fuddruckers or just staying home
and getting diarrhea there?
- [Noreen] I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to go.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Quick quick quick question.
I just have to ask you one more thing.
If you don't take reservations or call-aways or whatever.
If I want to send two people here,
what would be the best time to have them come
if he's looking to get his dick wet?
- [Noreen] 9:30.
(hysterical laughter) - Oh okay, cool.
Thank you so much.