Jamie Kennedy - High Five

Bentancourt, Pue, Stockton, Starr Season 8, Ep 0810 04/08/2005 Views: 5,168

Jamie Kennedy's friend high fives over a piece of pizza. (1:16)

LITTLE LAZIER, EVEN WHEN IT

COMES TO OUR GREETINGS?

REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO GREET

SOMEBODY, YOU'D BE LIKE,

[CHIPPER VOICE] "HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?"

LIKE YOU REALLY CARE.

[LAUGHTER]

THEN IT BECAME,

[LAID-BACK VOICE] "WAS UP?"

[LAUGHTER]

NOW IT'S JUST "S'UP?"

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SOON IT'S GONNA BE, "ZZZ."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT'S THAT?

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS

ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO HIGH FIVES

YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GO OUT ANYWHERE WITH THE

GUY, YOU HAVE A PIECE OF PIZZA

WITH HIM, HE'S LIKE, "FIVE ME,

BRO.

WHAT'D YOU GET A PIECE WITH

PEPPERONI, EXTRA PEPPERONI?

FIVE ME ON THAT, BRO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

FIVE ME, C'MON, HIT ME HIGH."

AND THEN HE GETS CREATIVE WITH

IT, "WHAT'D YOU GET A COKE?

SUPER SIZE?

SUPER SIZE COCA-COLA?

FIVE ME ON THE SIDE, BRO.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT'S YOU GET, A LITTLE

TIRAMISU FOR DESSERT?

FIVE ME THROUGH THE FIVE HOLE,

Y'ALL!"

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]