Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad

Bevins, Handler, MacArthur, Williams Season 8, Ep 0809 04/01/2005 Views: 4,971

Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto. (1:14)

[LAUGHTER]

MALA-BUSY IN A HIZZY FOR SHIZZY.

[LAUGHTER]

PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME, THEY SAY,

"WHERE DID YOU GET B-RAD FROM?"

WELL, THE CHARACTER OF B-RAD

CAME FROM THOSE WHITE KIDS THAT

THINK THEY'RE FROM THE GHETTO...

[LAUGHTER]

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE A GHETTO

TO CALL THEIR OWN.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SO THEY USE THE MALL AS THEIR

GHETTO.

[LAUGHTER]

"HEY, FUUL...

[LAUGHTER]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU,

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS

IN FRONT OF BABY GAP NO MO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN TO

'WICKS AND STICKS'".

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

"HEY BABY, HEY BABY."

YOU EVER SEE A WHITE KID

TRY TO HIT ON A BLACK WOMAN?

"HEY, BABY.

HEY, I KNOW THEY SAY ONCE YOU

GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK.

BUT YOU SHOULD TRY WHITE,

THAT [BLEEP] DON'T BITE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE