Etsy Pitchmen - Furry Panties & Crochet Poop

  • Season 1 , Ep 0110
  • 11/05/2013
  • Views: 1,116

The contestants create taglines for weird Etsy items (2:17)

>> Chris: IT'S TIME TO PLAYETSY PITCH MEN."

THERE'S NO VANNA TO BE LIKE --HERE'S THIS THING (THE REAL

WORLD, RETAIL STORES GO OUT OFBUSINESS WHEN THEY CAN'T PAY

RENT BUT ON ETSY YOU CAN SELLWEIRD CRAP AND MAKE NO MONEY AND

KEEP YOUR DOORS OPEN AS LONG ASTHEY DON'T TAKE YOUR COMPUTER.

SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOMESTRANGE ETSY ITEMS AND FOR 250

POINTS GIVE ME A KILLER TAG LINETO HELP SELL IT.

HERE WE GO.

THE FIRST ONE, FURRY PANTIES.

FURRY PANTIES.

(LAUGHTER)>> THOSE ARE NICE.

(LAUGHTER)>> FURRY PANTIES, EVERYBODY'S

MERKIN FOR THE WEEKEND.

>> Chris: NICE!

NICE!

GOOD LOVER BOY.

YES, POINTS.

RHYS?

>> I'VE GOT ONE.

>> Chris: SURE.

>> NO, SERIOUSLY, I'VE GOT ONE.

(LAUGHTER)NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

YOU'VE HEARD OF SASQUATCH.

TRY NO SAS-CROTCH!

I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET YOURBIG FOOT IN THERE!

>> Chris: HERE'S THE NEXT ONE.

IT THETE LOOKS KIND OF SAD.

IF YOU HAVE $45 YOU DON'T LIKEANYMORE THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN DO

WITH THAT.

SFLOOES>> THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT

THING TO LEAVE BEHIND IN THE BEDAFTER YOU'VE HAD A ONE NIGHT

STAND.

(LAUGHTER)JUST AS YOU'RE HEADING OFF.

A LITTLE TWEET.

>> Chris: BECAUSE THAT COULDNEVER BE WORSE THAN WHEN WHAT

THEY WOULD SEE WHEN THEY WAKE UPWITH YOU.

SEE HOW MUCH WORSE IT COULD HAVEBEEN?

NEXT ONE, LADY GAGA MEAT SHOES.

SIZE 7.

SIZE 7.

ILIZA?

>> THESE SHOES AVAILABLE AT LADYMEAT LOCKER.

THE.

>> Chris: NICE!

WELL PLAYED!

GENIUS!

>> GOOD ONE.

>> Chris: POINTS!

NEXT ONE.

CROCHET POOP.

CROCHET POOP.

REALLY JUST A PILE OF YARN.

MICHAEL SDME>> I THINK IT'S TIME TO CHANGE

GRANDMA.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: THAT'S HOW SHE'S

LETTING EVERYONE KNOW.

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