Etsy Pitchmen - Furry Panties & Crochet Poop

  • Season 1 , Ep 0110
  • 11/05/2013
  • Views: 1,119

The contestants create taglines for weird Etsy items (2:13)

MY FELLOW FRIENDS HERE.

>> Chris: IT'S TIME TO PLAY

PITCH MEN."

THERE'S NO VANNA TO BE LIKE --

HERE'S THIS THING (THE REAL

WORLD, RETAIL STORES GO OUT OF

BUSINESS WHEN THEY CAN'T PAY

RENT BUT ON ETSY YOU CAN SELL

WEIRD CRAP AND MAKE NO MONEY AND

KEEP YOUR DOORS OPEN AS LONG AS

THEY DON'T TAKE YOUR COMPUTER.

SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME

STRANGE ETSY ITEMS AND FOR 250

POINTS GIVE ME A KILLER TAG LINE

TO HELP SELL IT.

HERE WE GO.

THE FIRST ONE, FURRY PANTIES.

FURRY PANTIES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THOSE ARE NICE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> FURRY PANTIES, EVERYBODY'S

MERKIN FOR THE WEEKEND.

>> Chris: NICE!

NICE!

GOOD LOVER BOY.

YES, POINTS.

RHYS?

>> I'VE GOT ONE.

>> Chris: SURE.

>> NO, SERIOUSLY, I'VE GOT ONE.

(LAUGHTER)

NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

YOU'VE HEARD OF SASQUATCH.

TRY NO SAS-CROTCH!

I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET YOUR

BIG FOOT IN THERE!

>> Chris: HERE'S THE NEXT ONE.

IT THETE LOOKS KIND OF SAD.

IF YOU HAVE $45 YOU DON'T LIKE

ANYMORE THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN DO

WITH THAT.

SFLOOES

>> THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT

THING TO LEAVE BEHIND IN THE BED

AFTER YOU'VE HAD A ONE NIGHT

STAND.

(LAUGHTER)

JUST AS YOU'RE HEADING OFF.

A LITTLE TWEET.

>> Chris: BECAUSE THAT COULD

NEVER BE WORSE THAN WHEN WHAT

THEY WOULD SEE WHEN THEY WAKE UP

WITH YOU.

SEE HOW MUCH WORSE IT COULD HAVE

BEEN?

NEXT ONE, LADY GAGA MEAT SHOES.

SIZE 7.

SIZE 7.

ILIZA?

>> THESE SHOES AVAILABLE AT LADY

MEAT LOCKER.

THE.

>> Chris: NICE!

WELL PLAYED!

GENIUS!

>> GOOD ONE.

>> Chris: POINTS!

NEXT ONE.

CROCHET POOP.

CROCHET POOP.

REALLY JUST A PILE OF YARN.

MICHAEL SDME

>> I THINK IT'S TIME TO CHANGE

GRANDMA.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: THAT'S HOW SHE'S

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