Corey Holcomb - Kelley's Blue Book for Women

  • Season 9 , Ep 24
  • 07/21/2005
  • Views: 26,003

Corey rates a 31-year-old with a bad attitude. (1:43)

MY NAME IS COREY HOLCOMB AND

WE'RE GONNA START THE SHOW OUT

ON AN HONEST NOTE, OKAY?

I WANT TO LET ALL THE COUPLES

HERE NOW THAT YOU AIN'T GONNA

MAKE IT UM...

[LAUGHTER]

WE ARE WASTING EACH OTHER'S

TIME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

SPLIT THE BILL AND GET THE

HELL AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, OKAY?

JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU SOME

COURT MONEY BUT ANYWAY...

TO ALL OF THE SINGLE LADIES

THAT DECIDED TO COME OUT TO THE

COREY HOLCOMB SHOW, I WANT

YOU TO KNOW THAT OPPORTUNITY

IS AVAILABLE FOR YOU WHEN

THIS THING IS OVER.

UH...

I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW

RIGHT AWAY, I HAVE A

$40 SEX-PURCHASING LIMIT.

AND IF WE GO GET SOMETHING

TO EAT, THAT'S COMING OUT OF

YOUR $40.

DON'T BLOW IT ALL IN ONE SPOT.

[LAUGHTER]

ANY OF YOU WHO DISAGREE WITH

THE $40-DEAL, I WANT YOU TO GO

UM TO THE BOOKSTORE WHEN

THE SHOW IS OVER AND UH

YOU WILL FIND THEY HAVE RELEASED

A KELLY'S BLUE BOOK FOR WOMEN.

AND A LOT OF YOU SHOULD NOT

BE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE $40!

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I MEAN UM...

I WAS READING THE BOOK THE

OTHER DAY, IF I REMEMBER RIGHT,

I THINK IT SAID 31 YEAR OLD

WOMAN, DIVORCED, BAD ATTITUDE

TWO KIDS AND A C-SECTION SCAR.

[LAUGHTER]

ACCORDING TO THE BOOK,

YOU WORTH $9!

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

THAT'S A $31 MARK UP COMING

FROM ME.

[APPLAUSE]

LOOK LIKE I'M THE ONE GETTING

MESSED OVER, ANYWAY...

LOOKING OUT IN THE CROWD,

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