Chelsea Peretti - F**k Meltdown - Uncensored

The One with the Clearance Issues Season 2, Ep 6 08/04/2015 Views: 4,459

When she realizes that she can't do her stand-up routine because of a branding issue, Chelsea Peretti becomes enraged. (2:33)

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Well, first of all, I just--I just want to thank Meltdownfor giving me a shot.

Um-- I'm sorry,what are you doing?

[INMAN YOUNG]You can't wear that.

[CHELSEA PERETTI]I can't wear this, why?

Because it's not cleared.

That's honestly so dumb,just because I have one logoon my head...

and then one across my torso,one on my pants, I no longer canspeak words in this room?

That means I can't do stand-up.

Like the one place whereI feel free and where no oneever judges me.

God, I'm sorry, like I just--I'm sorry to um...

I'm sorry to Jimmy Fallon,The Tonight Show.

I'm sorry, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.I'm sorry, Buzzfeed.

This is like all--

This is like-- ugh-- I can'teven make heads or tails of whatI'm supposed to feel right now.

Like most of all, I'm sorryfor you guys, the fans.

Because you really did deserveto see me tonight.

I really am one of the bestcomedians in the countryright now, and--

No, I'm not gonna laugh,I'm fucking pissed!

And you know what?

I'm not gonna take it,and guess what, Comedy Central,CCTM, right?

If you blur this,and if you blur this...

and most definitely if youblur-- if you blur thisBuzzfeed zag...

then fuck Meltdown!

Fuck Meltdown!

Fuck Meltdown!Fuck Meltdown!

Fuck Meltdown!Fuck Meltdown!

Fuck Meltdown!Fuck Meltdown!

Fuck Meltdown!

You guys are so fun!

But um, tonight you losta real one. Thank you.

Fuck this whole fucking place!

God!

That's-- that's mine!

Who chanted with her?Raise your hands, who chanted?

Agh, we're not gonnado anything.

Yeah.Who chanted? Hah-hah.

Yeah, that'd be weird, it'd belike, "Oh, yeah, it was fine."This is like fun--

Fun crowd-work thing.Who chanted?

Just raise your hand.Okay, the bit's done.

Okay, who really did it, though?'Cause we're-- we're having fun.