Uncensored - Kevin Hart - Play Mode

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Kevin Hart has to be careful with how he talks to his daughter when she and her friends are in play mode. (1:32)

I HAD ONE LITTLE GIRL GETHURT OVER AT MY HOUSE.

SCARIEST THING EVER, MAN.

ONE LITTLE GIRL, RIGHT?

WE--MY DAUGHTER GOT REAL BIGBUNK BEDS.

I'M IN THE LIVING ROOM.

I'M WATCHING TV.

HER AND HER FRIENDS, THEY'RE INTHE ROOM PLAYING.

OUT OF NOWHERE, I HEAR A LOUDBANG.

BAP!

THE LITTLE GIRL START CRYING.

"AH.

AHHHH."

I COME THE ROOM, RIGHT?

ALL THE GIRLS ARE STANDINGAROUND HER.

THEY'RE ALL STANDING AROUND HER.

ONE GIRL IS ON HER KNEELOOKING AT HER FACE-TO-FACE.

THIS IS WHAT ALMOST MADE MELAUGH.

WHEN I CAME IN THE ROOM, THEGIRL LOOKED AT ME; SHE WAS LIKE,

"MM-MM-MM."

BUT I CAN'T LAUGH, BECAUSE I'MIN DADDY MODE.

I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUTWHAT HAPPENED.

SO I GO TO MY DAUGHTER.

IT'S HER ROOM;SHE'S RESPONSIBLE.

I SAID, "HEAVEN, COME HERE.

COME HERE.

IT'S YOUR ROOM.

YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE.

WHAT HAPPENED?"IT'S VERY HARD TO TAKE A KID OUT

OF PLAY MODE.

LIKE, WHEN KIDS ARE PLAYING,THEY DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT JUST

GOT REAL.

LIKE, THEY--THEY DON'T KNOW,SO IN HER MIND, IT'S STILL

A GAME.

I SAID, "WHAT HAPPENED?"THIS IS WHAT MY DAUGHTER DID.

SHE WAS LIKE, "HOOOO!

DADDY!

DADDY!"YOU EVER SEE KIDS DO THAT SHAKE

SHIT?

[screeches]"WHAT IS WRONG WITH--STOP.

STOP SHAKING YOUR FACE.

STOP.

WHAT HAPPENED?"THIS IS THE STORY MY BABY

TOLD ME.

SHE SAID, "WE GOT MONSTERS,DADDY."

THERE'S A BUNCH OF MONSTERSIN HERE.

THE PRINCE CAME OUT AND TOLD USTO GET IN THE CASTLE.

THE CASTLE WAS AT THE TOP OF THEBUNK BED.

WHEN WE GOT UP THERE, THERE WASTOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE CASTLE,

SO...

SOMEBODY HAD TO GO.

WE TOOK A VOTE, AND SHE LOST.

I KICKED HER OFF."

"WAIT, WHAT?

WHAT?"

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