Dan Levy - Amsterdam

  • Season 13 , Ep 9
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 7,811

Dan has some important warnings if you're going to Amsterdam. (1:07)

WENT TO AMSTERDAM.THAT WAS REALLY COOL.

YEAH. YES!

THAT REALLY OPENED UP MY EYES...

AND MADE THEM RED,'CAUSE I GOT HIGH IN AMSTERDAM.

HERE'S THE THING -- I'M JEWISH.

IF YOU'RE JEWISH,DO NOT SMOKE WEED

AND GO TO THE ANNE FRANK HOUSE,ALL RIGHT?

THAT IS A TERRIBLE COMBINATION.

YOU WILL THINKTHE NAZIS ARE AFTER YOU...

BECAUSE THEY ARE.

AND DO NOT DO MUSHROOMSAND GO TO THE VAN GOGH MUSEUM,

'CAUSE YOU WILL EAT A PAINTING.

IT'S WEIRD, THOUGH,BECAUSE I WAS IN AMSTERDAM.

THEN I COME BACK TO AMERICA,

AND YOU HEARALL THESE POLITICIANS

SAYING THE TERRORISTS HATE USBECAUSE OF ALL OF OUR FREEDOMS.

ALL OF OUR FREEDOMS --LIKE, WHAT FREEDOMS, YOU KNOW?

MARIJUANA'S ILLEGAL,THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN ABORTION,

AND YOU CAN'T GET MARRIEDIF YOU'RE GAY.

IN AMSTERDAM,

YOU CAN DO ALL THATIN THE SAME BUILDING.

THAT WAS A CRAZY NIGHT...

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

...FOR REAL.

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