Ryan Stout - Little Bargain

  • Season 14 , Ep 21
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 3,265

You should feel righteous when you buy the same thing as a friend for a better price. (1:33)

AND THEN YOU'LL GO OUT,

AND YOU'LL BUY SOMETHING SIMILAROR IDENTICAL,

BUT YOU GET A BETTER PRICE?

DOESN'T THAT FEEL GREAT?

DON'T YOU FEEL JUST RIGHTEOUSAND SUPERIOR?

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

MY FRIEND,HE JUST STARTED SUPPORTING

ONE OF THOSETHIRD-WORLD KIDS, RIGHT?

AND HE WAS PAYING LIKE...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...LIKE 47 CENTS A WEEK.

I STARTED SUPPORTINGA SIMILAR KID...

36 CENTS A WEEK.

YEAH, YEAH.

THANK YOU.YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR THE DEAL.

YOU HAVE TO, BECAUSE PEOPLEWANT TO RIP YOU OFF.

AND I LOVE MY KID JUST AS MUCH.

"LITTLE BARGAIN" --THAT'S HIS NAME.

AND I LOVE HIM...JUST --

I MEAN, SURE, SURE,HE'S FROM RWANDA,

AND HE'S MISSING SOME PARTS,BUT I LOVE HIM --

I LOVE HIM LIKE HE'S ALL THERE.

AND YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE,YOU KNOW?

SO WHY PAY MORE?

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

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