Kristen Schaal - On Edge

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 02/05/2010
  • Views: 30,356

Kristen Schaal saw something on the corner of Mercer and Houston, but didn't say anything. (1:30)

I HAVE BEEN ON EDGE ALL DAY,EVER SINCE I SAW

THIS ABANDONED BACKPACKON THE CORNER

OF MERCER AND HOUSTON,

AND I JUST KEPT IT TO MYSELF.

(laughter)

AND THE WHOLE DAY I WAS, LIKE,"ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING?"

RIGHT THERE.IT HAPPENED RIGHT THERE.

NEW YORK CITY, HUH, GUYS?I LOVE IT.

(cheers and applause)

I LOVE THIS CITY.

I THINK IF YOU LIVEIN THIS CITY OF DREAMS,

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVEA BAD DAY HERE.

(laughter)

I REALLY THINK THAT,I DO, EVEN IF--

LET'S JUST SAY THAT SOMETHINGGOES AWRY IN YOUR DAY,

AND YOU'RE, LIKE,RIDING YOUR BIKE OR SOMETHING,

AND THEN SOMEONE HITS YOUWITH THEIR CAR...(laughter)

OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?

AT LEAST YOU CAN LAY OUTAND ENJOY THOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS

WHILE YOU WAITFOR THE AMBULANCE.

AM I RIGHT?!AM I RIGHT?!

AM I RIGHT, NEW YORK CITY?AM I?

AM I?(laughter)

AM I RIGHT?

AM I RIGHT, SIR?

'CAUSE I HIT A GUYON HIS BIKE TODAY.

(laughter)

AND I JUST KEPT DRIVING.

(laughter)

(sighs)

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