Paul Mecurio - North Korea

CC Presents: Paul Mercurio Season 8, Ep 23 05/20/2004 Views: 3,589

We shouldn't worry that North Korea has the bomb. (1:09)

EVERYONE HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT

NORTH KOREA IS THE PROBLEM

BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE BOMB.

THEY SAID THEY'RE GONNA TEST

THE BOMB, THE HECK WITH THE REST

OF THE WORLD.

NO. NORTH KOREA, THEY HAVE THE

BOMB.

THE BOMB, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WHO CARES IF NORTH KOREA HAS

THE BOMB?

EVERYBODY'S GOT THE BOMB NOW.

INDIA, PAKISTAN, I HAVE THE

BOMB.

I GOT IT LAST WEEK.

I GOT IT AT LL BEAN.

I GOT IT SANDSTONE.

[LAUGHTER]

I GOT THE BOMB, AND I GOT A FREE

BACKPACK WITH THE BOMB.

AND THE BACKPACK COMES WITH A

WATER BOTTLE, SO I CAN HYDRATE

MYSELF AS I'M BEING MELTED BY

THE NUCLEAR FIRE BALL.

NORTH KOREA HAS THE BOMB.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

FOLKS, THEY'RE KOREA.

CAN WE BE HONEST WITH

EACH OTHER?

HAVE YOU EVER OWNED ANYTHING

MADE IN KOREA THAT'S WORKED?

NO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEY'RE GONNA BE WHEELING THAT

PIECE OF CRAP TO THE SILO.

HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, OH,

NO, FALL APART.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

NO WORLD DOMINATION TODAY.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM,

MADE IN KOREA.

FOLKS, GOOD NIGHT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]