Stephen Lynch - Special Fred

  • Season 3 , Ep 9
  • 08/01/2000
  • Views: 30,721

Stephen sings about his mentally disabled childhood friend. (3:57)

AND I'VE BROUGHT A VERY SPECIALONE FOR YOU TODAY.

IT'S CALLED THE STORY OF STEPHEN AND HIS HILARIOUSLY FUNNY SONGS

OF A SUGGESTIVE AND QUESTIONABLE NATURE.

LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT,SHALL WE?

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GUY NAMED STEPHEN.

NOW, WHEN STEPHENWAS GROWING UP, KIDS,

HE HAD A BESTEST FRIENDIN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

I BET YOU THAT EVERYBODYOUT HERE HAS A BEST FRIEND,

UNLESS YOU'RE KIND OF WEIRD

OR YOU SMELL FUNNYOR SOMETHING.

BUT STEPHEN'S BEST FRIEND'S NAMEWAS FRED.

HE LOVED TO PLAYWITH FRED OUTSIDE,

EVEN IF FRED WASA LITTLE...SPECIAL.

[mellow guitar intro]

♪ WHEN I WAS A BOY OF TEN,

♪ I HAD A VERY BEST FRIEND.

♪ FRED WAS KIND,WITH GOOD INTENT, ♪

♪ BUT JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

♪ OH, SPECIAL FRED,

♪ MAMA DROPPED HIMON HIS HEAD. ♪

♪ NOW HE'S NOT SO BRIGHT;INSTEAD, ♪

♪ HE'S A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL,

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT.

♪ WE'D PLAY TAG,AND HE'D GET HURT. ♪

♪ I'D PLAY SOLDIER;HE'D EAT DIRT. ♪

♪ I LIKED MATHAND A SPELLING BEE; ♪

♪ FRED LIKED TALKINGTO A TREE. ♪

♪ OH, SPECIAL FRED,

♪ MAMA DROPPED HIMON HIS HEAD. ♪

♪ NOW SHE KEEPS HIMIN THE SHED ♪

♪ 'CAUSE HE'SA LITTLE BIT SPECIAL, ♪

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT.

♪ I RAN TRACK,HUNG OUT IN MALLS; ♪

♪ FRED RAN HEADFIRSTINTO WALLS. ♪

♪ I HAD GIRLSAND LOTS OF CLOTHES; ♪

♪ FRED HAD NAMESFOR ALL HIS TOES. ♪

♪ OH, SPECIAL FRED,

♪ MAMA DROPPED HIMON HIS HEAD. ♪

♪ NOW HE THINKSHE'S A PIECE OF BREAD ♪

♪ 'CAUSE HE'SA LITTLE BIT SPECIAL, ♪

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT.

♪ ONE DAY,TALKING TO SPECIAL FRED, ♪

♪ HE GRABBED A BRICKAND HE SWUNG AT MY HEAD. ♪

♪ AND AS HE LAUGHED AT ME,THAT'S WHEN I KNEW ♪

♪ THAT SPECIAL FREDJUST MADE ME SPECIAL TOO. ♪

♪ OHHHH...

♪ NOW I LAUGHAS I COUNT BUGS. ♪

♪ I GIVE STRANGERSGREAT BIG HUGS. ♪

♪ NEXT TO ME,FRED IS FINE. ♪

♪ YEAH, HE'SA ...ING EINSTEIN. ♪

♪ OH, SPECIAL FREDAND ME, ♪

♪ NOW WE'RE NOT RIGHTIN THE HEAD, YOU SEE. ♪

♪ NOW WE'RE NOT SO BRIGHT;INSTEAD, ♪

♪ WE'RE A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL,

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL.

♪ THAT BASTARD FREDMADE ME SPECIAL, ♪

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT...

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL. ♪

[applause]

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