Jordan Rubin - Going Abroad

  • Season 12 , Ep 8
  • 01/31/2008
  • Views: 6,156

In only two weeks abroad, Jordan's friend picked up an English accent. (1:41)

HE WAS THERE FORTWO WEEKS, MY FRIEND MARK,

AND HE ALREADYHAS A BRITISH ACCENT.

IT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF.

HE'S LIKE [Accent]"DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?"

WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE,I WENT TO AFRICA FOR A MONTH.

I DIDN'T COME BACK LIKE[CLICKS TONGUE SPEAKING SWAHILI]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU EVER WEAR THE SAME PAIROF PANTS SO MANY DAYS IN A ROW

THEY START TO SMELLLIKE CHINESE FOOD?

[LAUGHTER AND OH'S]

LIKE, KUNG PAO CHICKEN?IT'S LAUNDRY DAY. OH NO.

I DON'T EAT CHICKEN.I'M A VEGETARIAN.

I'M NOT A FULL VEGETARIAN.LIKE, I'LL EAT HAMBURGERS

- AND HOT DOGS AND--- [LAUGHTER]

THE ONLY THINGI DON'T LIKE IS VEGETABLES.

I JUST THINKTHOSE ARE REALLY ICK.

I'M GETTING OLD.I THINK YOU KNOW

YOU'RE GETTING OLDWHEN GRUNTING MAKES YOU SIGH.

LIKE THE OTHER DAYI WENT TO SIT DOWN,

- I WAS LIKE, "AHH. OOOH."- [LAUGHTER]

HOW DID BEING TIREDMAKE ME TIRED? I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S SCARY GETTING OLD.I DON'T WANT TO GET SO OLD

THAT I DO THIS.WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IF YOU GO DOWN TO FLORIDA,ALL THESE PEOPLE BLAH, BLAH.

I'M GONNA BE AN OLD--IT'S LIKE OIL-- OIL THAT PLEASE.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BEAN OLD COMEDIAN. BLAH BLAH.

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