At one point, I was on a subway
here in this fair, piss city,
and it was at a time when thegay men's health crisis center
was running a lovely ad campaign
wherein they had these posters
that had two handsome Latinoactors holding hands
and the text said, "I gettested for my boo."
And I was sitting underneaththis ad,
which is not the rules on wheregay people have to sit,
it's just how the seat mathworked that day.
And I'm there and this womanand her daughter come on
and they sit across from me andthe girl looks at the poster
and the little girl says,"Those boys are holding hands.
I know, and then her mom says,"Yeah, they are nasty."
I know, and then she goes backto eating chicken wings
on a subway train!(laughter)
I was like, "Lady, you arenasty."
You are dipping chicken intoranch
on a local train that makes allstops, you are nasty.
And I know you don't eat thecelery, I got your number.
But she's not wrong, I'm nasty.
In this instance, she wasright, you know?
Broken clock is right two timesa day
when it says I'm nasty.