Greg Behrendt - AppleCare

  • Season 4 , Ep 7
  • 01/14/2001
  • Views: 3,989

Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time. (2:08)

I FINALLY HAD TO ASK FOR HELP

WHEN I GOT A COMPUTER, BECAUSE

NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO HELP YOU

WITH YOUR COMPUTER.

YOUR FRIENDS CAN'T HELP YOU WITH

YOUR COMPUTER.

YOU GOT TO CALL SOMEBODY.

AND I WAS ALWAYS-- I WAS NEVER

LIKE A COMPUTER GUY.

I WAS ALWAYS LIKE, "YEAH, I'M

NOT THAT INTO COMPUTERS.

I'M NOT A 'COMPUTER GUY'."

AND AT THIS POINT IN TIME,

THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "YEAH, I'M

NOT THAT INTO THE PHONE.

NO.

NO, I'M NOT.

I'M NOT A PHONE GUY.

NO, NO, NO."

NO.

WHEN I WANT AIRLINE TICKETS,

I WRITE.

MM-HMM.

YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)

SO I WAS VERY SURPRISED WHEN I

FINALLY DID CALL FOR HELP THAT I

ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT.

THE PERSON THAT HELPED ME OUT

WAS GREAT.

I CALLED.

I HAVE AN APPLE, AN I-MAC,

WHICH IS VERY COMPUTER-LIKE.

AND, UM-- NO.

IT'S GOOD.

IT'S GOOD...

WHEN IT WANTS TO BE.

SO I CALLED UP THE APPLE HELP

LINE.

AND THE PEOPLE THERE WERE

UNBELIEVABLE-- LIKE SUPER.

LIKE I WAS ALWAYS EMBARRASSED,

YOU KNOW?

I HAD TO ADMIT THAT I DON'T KNOW

HOW TO DO SOMETHING.

I NEVER HAVE, BUT WHY SHOULD I

HAVE TO ADMIT IT?

SO I CALL UP AND SAID, "I'D LIKE

SOME HELP."

AND THE GUY WAS SO NICE,

YOU KNOW?

HE SAID, "HI, GREG.

HOW'S IT GOING TODAY?

SUPER GOOD.

SUPER GOOD.

I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE HAVING SOME

TROUBLE WITH YOUR COMPUTER.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.

IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE REAL GOOD.

IT'S GONNA BE SUPER GOOD.

GREG, I NEED TO YOU TAKE A LOOK

AT YOUR SCREEN.

THAT'S THAT BIG GLASS THING

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YA."

(LAUGHING)

"OH, GREG, THAT IS A JOKE WE

TELL.

IT SAYS HERE YOU LIVE IN

CALIFORNIA.

THAT'S GOT TO BE NICE.

OKAY.

I'M GONNA HAVE YOU GO OVER TO

YOUR CONTROL PANEL.

THE CONTROL PANEL, YEAH.

I'M GONNA HAVE YOU OPEN UP YOUR

MODEM.

CAN YOU SAY 'MODEM'?

SAY 'MODEM'."

(LAUGHTER)

"MODEM?"

"OH, ISN'T THAT NEAT?

WHAT A NEAT WORD: MODEM.

I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT."

OH, MY GOD, THE GUY WAS SO

GREAT!

WHAT A GREAT GUY.

WHAT AN AWESOME GUY.

I WISH I HAD THAT GUY'S VOICE IN

MY HEAD ALL THE TIME.

WOULDN'T THAT BE AWESOME,

JUST FOR LITTLE STUFF.

JUST FOR SIMPLE-- YOU KNOW,

"ALL RIGHT, GREG.

WE'RE GONNA PUT OUR SHOES ON

NOW."

OKAY.

OKAY.

SLOW DOWN.

SLOW DOWN, GREG.

AND GO TO SOCKS, FIRST.

WE'LL PUT OUR SOCKS ON FIRST.

THEN WE'RE GOING TO PUT ON OUR

SHOES.

SUPER GOOD."

I LOVE SHOW BUSINESS.

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