Rapid Refresh - "Beast Mode" Sausage

  • Season 1 , Ep 01014
  • 01/28/2014
  • Views: 954

Myq Kaplan, Jamie Lee and Steve Agee learn about some potentially racist Olympic outfits and see how Marshawn Lynch-inspired "Beast Mode" sausage is made. (2:29)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100POINTS.

THE OLYMPICS START NEXT WEEK ANDFANSIDED.COM HAS REPORTED THAT

MEXICAN ALPINE SKIER HUBERTUSVON HOHENLOHE HAS DECIDED TO

WEAR A SPECIAL OUTFIT THATSHOWCASES HIS COUNTRY'S RICH

HISTORY.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING ITEMS OFCLOTHING WILL HE WEAR DURING

HIS OLYMPIC PERFORMANCE?

A) A HELMET SHAPED AS ASOMBRERO.

YOU THINK I'M BEING RACIST.

JUST SEE WHERE THIS IS GOINGFIRST.

LET IT HAPPEN.

B) AN AERODYNAMIC PONCHO.

C) A MARIACHI OUTFIT.

MYQ KAPLAN?

>> A HELMET SHAPED AS A SOMBREROIS THE MOST RACIST THING

POSSIBLE SO IT HAS TO BE.

A HELMET SHAPED AS A SOMBRERO.

>> Chris: WELL, IT'S NOT BUTIT'S PRETTY AMAZING.

IT'S C, A MARIACHI OUTFIT.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

THERE IT IS.

THAT IS (BLEEP) AMAZING.

>> LIKE A TUXEDO T-SHIRT.

>> Chris: IT IS!

THAT IS THE MEXICAN VERSIONOF THE TUXEDO T-SHIRT IS THE

MARIACHI UNITARD.

BONUS: FOR 250 POINTS, WHATWOULD A MEMBER OF TEAM USA WEAR

TO SHOWCASE AMERICAN CULTURE?

YES, JAMIE LEE?

>> RANCH DRESSING?

(LAUGHTER)DRIZZLED, SOAKED.

>> Chris: JUST COATED.

>> COATED, A PROTECTIVE COATING.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVEYOU POINTS FOR THAT RANCH

DRESSING.

OKAY, GUYS, "DEADSPIN" ISREPORTING THAT TO COINCIDE WITH

THE SUPER BOWL THIS WEEKEND, AWASHINGTON STATE BUTCHER IS

MARKETING A SAUSAGE CALLED"BEAST MODE" IN HONOR OF SEATTLE

SEAHAWKS RUNNING BACK MARSHAWNLYNCH'S NICKNAME AND THIS IS

SURPRISINGLY NOT AN UPCOMING SCIFI MOVIE ABOUT SHAPE SHIFTING

ALIEN WEREWOLVES AS I WASHOPING IT WOULD BE.

WHAT IS THE SPECIAL INGREDIENTIN "BEAST MODE" SAUSAGE, YOU

GUYS?

IS IT A) WILD BOAR TONGUEB) SKITTLES

C) AN ACTUAL SEAHAWKJAMIE LEE?

>> SKITTLES.

>> Chris: IT IS SKITTLES!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THEY SAY YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE

HOW SAUSAGE IS MADE, SOLOOK AT THIS.

>> NOW IT'S TIME TO ADDTHE SKITTLES.

>> OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

>> Chris: HERE WE ARE INSEATTLE.

A LOT OF CRAZY (BLEEP) GOING ON.

OH, MY GOD, NO, NO.

>> TASTE THE RAINBOW.

>> Chris: ARE YOU GAGGING RIGHTNOW?

>> THAT IS (BLEEP) DISGUSTING.

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