Rapid Refresh - "Beast Mode" Sausage

  • Season 1 , Ep 01014
  • 01/28/2014
  • Views: 931

Myq Kaplan, Jamie Lee and Steve Agee learn about some potentially racist Olympic outfits and see how Marshawn Lynch-inspired "Beast Mode" sausage is made. (2:34)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ INWITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

THE OLYMPICS START NEXT WEEK ANDFANSIDED.COM HAS REPORTED THAT,

MEXICAN ALPINE SKIER HUBERTUSVON HOHENLOHE HAS DECIDED TO

WEAR A SPECIAL OUTFIT THATSHOWCASES HIS COUNTRY'S RICH

HISTORY.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING ITEMS OFCLOTHING WILL HEAR WEAR DURING

HIS OLYMPIC PERFORMANCE?

A. A HELMET SHAPED AS A SOMBREROYOU THINK I'M BEING RACIST.

JUST SEE WHERE THIS IS GOINGFIRST.

LET IT HAPPEN.

B. AN AERODYNAMIC PONCHO.

C. A MARIACHI OUTFIT.

MYQ KAPLAN?

>>A. A HELMET SHAPED AS A SOMBRERO

IS THE MOST RACIST THINGPOSSIBLE SO IT HAS TO BE.

A HELMET SHAPED AS A SOMBRERO>> IT'S NOT BUT IT'S PRETTY

AMAZING.

A MARIACHI OUTFT.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

THERE IT IS.

THAT IS [BLEEP] LIKE A TUXEDOT-SHIRT.

>> THAT IS THE MEXICAN VERSIONOF THE TUXEDO T-SHIRT IS THE

MAYOR OF AY UNITARD.

BONUS: FOR 250 POINTS, WHATWOULD A MEMBER OF TEAM USA WEAR

TO SHOWCASE AMERICAN CULTURE?

>> JAMIE LEE?

>> RANCH DRESSING?

>> COATED IN RANCH DRESS.

>> BONUS POINTS FOR THE RANCHDRESSING.

>> Chris: "DEADSPIN" ISREPORTING THAT TO COINCIDE WITH

THE SUPER BOWL THIS WEEKEND, AWASHINGTON STATE BUTCHER IS

MARKETING A SAUSAGE CALLED"BEAST MODE" IN HONOR OF SEATTLE

SEAHAWKS RUNNING BACK MARSHAWNLYNCH'S NICKNAME AND NOT AFTER

AN UPCOMING SCI FI MOVIE ABOUTSHAPE SHIFTING ALIEN WEREWOLVES

AS I WAS HOPING.

WHAT IS THE SPECIAL INGREDIENTIN "BEAST MODE" SAUSAGE?

A. WILD BOAR TONGUEB. SKITTLES

C. AN ACTUAL SEAHAWKJAMIE LEE?

>> SKITTLES.

>> IT IS SKITTLES.

THEY SAY YOU NEVER WANT TO SEEHOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE, BUT

LOOK AT THIS.

>> NOW IT'S TIME TO ADDSKITTLES.

>> OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

E WE ARE IN SEATTLE.[ APPLAUSE ]A LOT OF CRAZY [BLEEP] GOING ON.

OH, MY GOD, NO, NO.

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