RETURN JULY 2014
an eating disorder
just 'cause the other dayI got the ex-lax
and started complaining'cause they didn't have almonds.
Is that bad?
She had me join a fitness gym
'cause I was one nacho awayfrom being a mariachi.
But we did--my wife and I just celebrated
our 11-year wedding anniversary.
We're very excited. Thank you.
(cheering and applause)
You learn a lotabout your spouse
in the first year of marriage.
Like, I found outI cannot take my wife
to a weddingthat was better than ours.
Oh, man, we went to thisreal nice, fancy wedding.
They had stuff like food.