Rapid Refresh - Red Hot Chili Pipers

  • Season 1 , Ep 01006
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 672

Rory Scovel, Jon Dore and Beth Stelling guess what fans tweeted about Justin Bieber's entourage bust and discuss the role of bagpipes in rock music. (3:21)

INTERNET HEADLINES, IT'S RAPID

REFRESH.

(APPLAUSE)

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS, AS WE START OUR

COMPETITION.

LIL ZA, WHICH IS A PERSON'S

NAME WHO IS A MEMBER OF JUSTIN

BIEBER'S ENTOURAGE, WAS ARRESTED

FOR DRUG POSSESSION AFTER THE

BIEB'S HOUSE WAS RAIDED BY

POLICE FOLLOWING AN EGG ATTACK

ON HIS NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

THAT WAS A SENTENCE THAT I SAID

OUT LOUD THAT WAS A CORRECT

PORTRAYAL OF EVENTS THAT

TRANSPIRED.

TWITTER JUMPED ON THE NEWS

COVERAGE OF COURSE.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS

ON TWITTER HAD THE MOST

RETWEETS?

A. "BUT JUSTIN TOLD THE COPS

SORRY SO MANY TIMES, CAN I JUST

HOLD HIM FOR HOURS BECAUSE HE

MUST BE SO SCARED RN."

"RN" MEANS "RIGHT NOW."

OR IT COULD MEAN HE'S A SCARED

REGISTERED NURSE.

B. "THE COPS LOCKED JUSTIN

IN HIS GARAGE.

WHAT IF THEY FORGOT ABOUT HIM?"

C. "BIEBER CURRENTLY ACCEPTING

APPLICATIONS FOR A NEW LIL ZA."

WE'LL CALL THEM LIL ZA TWO.

JON DORE?

>> I HAVE TO GO WITH A.

"BUT JUSTIN TOLD THE COPS SORRY

SO MANY TIMES, CAN I JUST HOLD

HIM FOR HOURS BECAUSE HE MUST

BE SO SCARED, REGISTERED NURSE."

>> Chris: NO.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS C.

"BIEBER CURRENTLY ACCEPTING

APPLICATIONS FOR A NEW LIL ZA."

I'M SORRY, NO POINTS.

AS SOME OF YOU KNOW THE RED HOT

CHILI PEPPERS ARE NOW SET TO

JOIN BRUNO MARS AT THE SUPER

BOWL'S HALFTIME SHOW.

TO FOLLOW UP THIS NEWS,

WHICH ONE OF THESE TWEETS WAS

AN ACTUAL FLEA TWEET?

A. "WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME A

CONCUSSION ON STAGE?? #NFLFTW"

B. "WHY ARE WE PLAYING THE SUPER

BOWL? $$$$$$$ YA'LL"

C. "ANYBODY WANNA SEE MY (BLEEP)

AT THE SUPER BOWL?"

YES, BETH STELLING?

>> THE ANSWER WOULD BE A.

HE IS VERY TINY AND IT WOULDN'T

BE HARD.

>> CHRIS: IT SHOULD BE A.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS ACTUALLY

C, "ANYBODY WANT TO SEE MY

(BLEEP) AT THE SUPER BOWL?"

WHICH HE QUICKLY DELETED AFTER

THAT.

"HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, I

WANTED TO SEE SOME FLEA (BLEEP)

AND IT NEVER HAPPENED."

BY THE WAY, A MAN ON REDDIT

POSTED THESE TICKETS HE BOUGHT

FOR A RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

CONCERT FOR $228.

I MEAN, THAT'S NOT TOO EXPENSIVE

TO SEE THE RED HOT CHILI

PEPPERS UNTIL YOU READ THAT HE

ACTUALLY BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE

THE RED HOT CHILI PIPERS,

WHICH IS A BAGPIPE BAND

THAT'S DUPING PEOPLE.

>> (Scottish accent): WHO WANTS

TO SEE MY (BLEEP)?

>> Chris: WELL, IN THAT CASE

THEY WOULD BECAUSE THEY'RE

WEARING KILTS, THEY'RE

BAGPIPISTS.

SO YOU WOULDN'T JUST SEE THE

BASSIST'S, YOU'D SEE EVERYONE'S

(BLEEP).

>> I WANT TO KNOW WHO BPO NATION

IS THAT'S PULLING THESE

CONCERTS TOGETHER.

"I KNOW HOW WE CAN MAKE MONEY.

GET THE PIPERS HERE!"

>> Chris: THERE'S NOTHING MORE

ROCKIN' THAN AN INSTRUMENT THAT

SOUNDS LIKE AN ELEPHANT SOBBING.

(PLAYING AIR BAGPIPES)

ARE YOU MOTHER (BLEEP) READY

TO ROCK?

(LAUGHTER)

BY THE WAY, THANKS TO EVERYONE

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