Rapid Refresh - Red Hot Chili Pipers

  • Season 1 , Ep 01006
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 661

Rory Scovel, Jon Dore and Beth Stelling guess what fans tweeted about Justin Bieber's entourage bust and discuss the role of bagpipes in rock music. (3:25)

>> Chris: RIPPED FROM TODAY'SINTERNET HEADLINES, IT'S "RAPID

REFRESH."

[ APPLAUSE ]THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100POINTS.

AS WE START OUR COMPETITION.

LI'L ZA, A MEMBER OF JUSTINBIEBER'S ENTOURAGE, WAS ARRESTED

FOR DRUG POSSESSION AFTER THEBIEB'S HOUSE WAS RAIDED BY

POLICE FOLLOWING AN EGG ATTACKON HIS NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE.

YES, THAT WAS A SENTENCE THAT IHAD TO SAY OUT LOUD.

THAT WAS A CORRECT PORTRAYAL OFEVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED.

TWITTER JUMPED ON THE NEWSCOVERAGE OF COURSE.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING COMMENTSON TWITTER HAD THE MOST

RETWEETS?

A. BUT JUSTIN TOLD THE COPSSORRY SO MANY TIMES CAN I JUST

HOLD HIM FOR HOURS BECAUSE HEMUST BE SO SCARED RN

RN MEANS RIGHT NOW.

OR IT COULD MEAN HE'S A SCAREDREGISTERED NURSE.

B. THE COPS LOCKED JUSTIN IN HISGARAGE.

WHAT IF THEY FORGOT ABOUT HIM --C. BIEBER CURRENTLY ACCEPTING

APPLICATIONS FOR A NEW LIL ZA.

WE'LL CALL THEM LAL ZA TWO.

>> I HAVE TO GO WITH A BUTJUSTIN TOLD THE COPS SORRY SO

MANY TIMES CAN I JUST HOLD HIMFOR HOURS BECAUSE HE IS SO

SCARED, REGISTERED NURSE?

>> NO.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS C.

SORRY, NO POINTS.

SOME OF YOU KNOWTHE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ARE

NOW SET TO JOIN BRUNO MARS ATTHE SUPERBOWL'S HALFTIME SHOW.

TO FOLLOW UP THIS NEWS, WHATQUESTION DID THE BAND'S BASSIST

FLEA TWEET -- THEN PROMPTLYDELETE -- TO HIS FAITHFUL

FOLLOWERS?

A. WHO WANTS TO GIMME ACONCUSSION ON STAGE?? #NFLFTW

B. WHY ARE WE PLAYING THE SUPERBOWL? $$$$$$$ YA'LL

C. ANYBODY WANNA SEE MY COCK ATTHE SUPER BOWL?

>> BETH?

>> THE ANSWER WOULD BE A.

HE IS VERY TINY, AND IT WOULDN'TBE HARD.

>> IT SHOULDE A BUT THECORRECT ANSWER WAS C, ANYBODY

WANT TO SEE MY COCK AT THESUPER BOWL WHICH HE QUICKLY

DELETED AFTER THAT.

HEY, WHAT WAS GOING ON, I WANTEDTO SEE SOME FLEE [BLEEP] AND IT

NEVER HAPPENED.

>> Chris: BY THE WAY, A MAN ONREDDIT POSTED THESE TICKETS.

HE BOUGHT FOR A RED HOT CHILIPEPPERS CONCERT FOR $228.

COMEDIANS, WOULD YOU BE EXCITEDTO SEE THE RED HOT CHILI PIPERS?

THAT IS IS A BAG PIPE BAND THATIS DUPING PEOPLE.

>> WHO WANTS TO SEE MY [BLEEP]>> THEY ARE WEARING KILTS.

THEY ARE BAGPIPIST.

>> I WANT TO KNOW WHO BPO NATIONIS THAT IS PULLING THESE

CONCERTS TOGETHER.

I KNOW HOW WE CAN MAKE MONEY.

GET THE PIPERS HERE.

>> CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING MOREROCKIN' THAN AN INSTRUMENT THATSOUNDS

LIKE AN ELEPHANT SOBBING.

[SOBBING ELEPHANT IMPRESSION]

>> ARE YOU MOTHER [BLEEP] READYTO ROCK?

[SOBBING ELEPHANT IMPRESSION]

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